War Is Coming Communications.

»So, you're...where exactly?
»Because you know
»Promises and such
»they're meant to be kept or something.

[Several hours later because yeah, he's not paranoid okay. or he's trying not to seem so?!]

[No evil]
Anyone heard from Crowley, then? because he said

Missing something else?

Sloppy sloppy Lawrence

There is a lot to be said for current fashion, especially the boots, but sometimes I seriously miss corsets.

[Filtered to Spike]

So, this Moriarty demon guy, were you around last time he was? Anything you can tell me about him? Because back when I read Sherlock Holmes, he wasn't exactly a demon. Just a very minor character in the stories.

[Filtered to Stefan Salvatore]

I swear, we get through Thanksgiving without murdering anyone, we should go away somewhere, just you and me for a couple of days. What do you think?

[Rebekah]

I miss you. So very much. Will you come out and have some tea with me?


[Klaus]

Do you not miss them at all? I do not expect you to change over night. You have done remarkably well since we have been here, but I would really like us all to work together as a family. I do not want this to tear us apart, brother.

Going to India for awhile--no clue actually how long. It depends on how quick Freddie wipes the floor with the other guy. But you know, I thought, oh right, I should tell people about that.

The city we're going to isn't anywhere near the Taj Mahal, but I figure it'll take me like less than an hour to flash over there to see it during my time off. EXPECT PICTURES.

Also gifts. Everyone likes shot glass, right?

[Mikaelson Family]
Please check in on Klaus.

[Klaus]
Remember, you need to:

Work on trust.
Pick up the table cloths from the dry cleaners on Tuesday.
Placemats and seating cards are supposed to be finished on Wednesday. Pick those up too please.
Make sure the caterer got that I also wanted apple pie as well as the pumpkin. Not just one of them!
Trust. <--work on it.
And I love you. I put a body pillow on the bed so you don't get lonely.

[pretend this happened early friday shhhh]

I think I sort of left you out of the loop on this one, Caroline, unless Nik told you. Sorry about that, wasn't intentional, promise.

Anyway, he's doing it. Castiel's going to go through with the sigils. His need not to give Lucifer anything he might want to play with outweighs his hatred of Crowley. He's not burning them into my bones though, so there's that? .com

[Elijah & Caroline]
You know, I was almost considering coming home for a bit at least. You can thank Nik for throwing that possibility out.

[Bekah]
And just when I thought Nik was trying to be progressive, he's gone and reminded me why I'm not at home all over again.

General consensus! Plural form of "Apocalypse"? Is it Apocalypses? Apocalypsi?! Inquiring minds want to know! Or I'm bored. Or both.

[ooc: Forward dated for later tonight at around 11:30pm]

gukys. dkol and li are sko drunk. i got him too ksing. rhere. enjoy.

[attached is a video of Kol very drunkenly singing 'Do Ri Me' aka 'Doe a dear a female dear' etc etc etc from Sound of Music]

[Elijah]
»Look, I think we need to finish that talk from yesterday...
»Because you know...I understand you wanting us all together. I want that too
»But do you want us there and also miserable?

[Bekah]
»I should probably tell you about this thing I'm probably doing.

[Nik]
»Thanks for letting me go through with this plan
»Even if you think it's a terrible idea
»Means more than you think.

[Rosemarie]
»So we still on for those drinks, then?

[Bekah]
So I did something stupid
I think maybe we should work on my impulse contr
I saw it, Bekah, I saw
»Hey, how's everything back in Lawrence?
»Was Rose's party epic?

[Caroline]
»You, with your pictures
»Vicarious party-going, really?

[Elijah]
»Tell me you at least went to the party, brother.

I have a request for the next trip.

[Mikaelsons]
Leaving town to tortu okay Caroline might spazz at that word take care of a couple Shapeshifters. Not far. Couple towns over. Figured I'd let you know, less any of you go off thinking it was something more serious.

Also, Elijah, stop threatening people with wood chippers.

One of you.

One that isn't already my wife/second. I haven't had a challenge in weeks and one of you has to be at least vaugely competant with a chessboard.

Save my sanity and help me get ready for the Worlds.

Which yes I'm still doing. Screw Lucifer, I want my damn title back

I don't really intend on daily contact, but I kinda need to know... Scale of 1 to compel me to stab myself repeatedly... thoughts on me using what tiny bit of advantage I may have in the Moriarty situation to get information from him?

Keep it painless and I'll agree to being compelled for the truth to make sure I'm not planning a double-cross. But he needs to be taken down as soon as possible and I was kind of a pet of his before, so there's a slightly greater chance I could get something useful from him.

I'll do whatever will keep me ali you think is best.

Is she serious? Is she actually serious? Because I don't know how the hell she expects any of us to react well to this.

[Bekah]
We'll be back around 2 this afternoon. And considering I think you're the only one that even knew I was gone...filter.

[Elijah]
I have no nice words, Elijah. I can't.

[Vicki]
You've been awfully quiet, love. Everything all right?

I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die
I'm gonna say something that pisses him off and he's gonna kill me
Or Rebekah will snap my neck because I gave her a funny look
Just turn and run, that's what a smart person would do, Katherine.
But I promised I'd try and

Hi. You hate me and I'm terrified of you but I'm in love with your brother so I thought I'd reach out
No that's stupid
So I know we aren't exactly on the best of terms and everything but I kind of promised Elijah I'd
No. Shit.
This is really awkward but
Fuck

There's nothing I can say or do that will ever change anything I've done to any of you. I don't expect forgiveness. I don't expect acceptance. But I made a promise to your brother that I'd try. And so I am.

So...hi. Please don't kill me

[Elijah]
I
Was that
I don't

So there's that...

[Regina]
If you don't hear from me after tonight, just know it's because I walked into the proverbial lion's den.

I promised Elijah I would try. With his family. For him.

So. Talking. I don't know.

I'm freaking out.

[Texts sent separately to Caroline Forbes and Kol Mikaelson about 4pm, Sunday]

» Nearly back in town.
» Everything fine.

[No Evil, about 5pm, Sunday]

Back in town now. Nest successfully dealt with.

[Filtered to Bobby Singer]

There was 16 in total. I burned the bodies when I was done decapitating them. It was fun.

[Delivered to Spike]

• Cheese! Wisconsin Cheese! (what, he asked!)

Soooo laser tag was awesome and I'm sooo glad it's a semi-regular thing because I am SO in for normal mixed in with crazy. Plus, how can you not win with fake lasers and pizza? All I'm saying. ....I said "so" way too much, there. Sorry haha!

Also excited for Rose's party because Halloween is basically the best holiday ever invented, okay?! And this will be awesome, small or not because what makes a party awesome are awesome people, of which this place has proven to have a lot of. Success is basically guaranteed!

So, how are you beautiful people today?

[Rebekah]
Hey, I was thinking we should hang out or something sometime. I mean, if you want.

[Klaus]
Hi. We're gonna call this me checking in on you.

»You seem to have disappeared, pet
»Check in and let us know you're all right?

[Texts to Rebekah]
»Lucifer's playing headgames again, I see
»You all right, love?

[Texts to Peter V.]
»You haven't happened to hear from Dawn, have you?

[Filtered to friends/family: not Nik]

Well, this is an utterly charming Friday.

[Filtered to Stefan Salvatore]

Tell me I'm the one you want to be with, not Elena, not Katherine, me. Promise me you're not playing some long game against me, you're not trying to make me vulnerable, kill me and my family. Please, Stefan.

[Filtered to Lucifer]

And what, exactly, did you hope to achieve with this?

ETA: [Filtered to Bobby Singer]

I need a hunt. I need to kill something rather violently, I don't want to deal with a partner, I don't want to be slowed down, just give me something vicious I can rip apart.

Please.