War Is Coming Communications.

[ooc: Filter = "I don't like evil things, bitches"]

So apparently I be at dat weird heal-y stage where I still kind of straight-up hurt yo, but I be sick of bein on sticky-icky-ickys n' chillin all tha time n' feelin like mah head is made outta metal n' mah dome be a cold-ass lil cloud. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Can dis just go away now?

愚蠢的掠奪者。右後衛喲母親該死的屁股。愚蠢的青蛙駝峰小球員在宇宙聯盟所有的母狗

So, how tha fuck soon is I sposed ta fuckin be able ta git outta here, biatch? Not dat tha whole sterile, shiny medicinal environment aint, you know, shiny, n' sterile, n' medicinal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. Or appreciated. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shizzle happens all tha time fo' realz. And mah roommate of tha moment is sick. But you know, itz kind of all... hospitizzle-y.

EDIT:

I be thinkin suttin' is poppin' off wit dis computer, you hoes. But I didn't do dat shit.

[ooc: Translation: "Stupid Reavers. Right back up in yo mother fucking ass. Stupid frog-humping little players of all the bitches up in the universe Alliance."]

I can't stay up long because Martha gets angry when I do but I wanted to say thank you to everybody who was worried. and for those of you who are giving yourself guilt trip and I know you're out there don't. I'm fine now and it's going to be OK well maybe fine is pushing it but I'm alive and that's all that matters. so all of you can quit standing by my bed looking like I'm about to die on you because I'm not that easy to get rid of.

oh and thank you to Clark because without him I don't think this would have gone quite like this. personally I'm a big fan of the blood being in my body.

[ooc: Rose did this all with voice-to-text cause she's still not really feeling up to typing at all. And for the record, I actually voiced the whole entry. Nyah. Any mistakes made were kept!]

的狗屎我不喜欢在这里有时候可怜的华盛顿 [Translation: Shit I don't like it here sometimes. Poor Wash.]

Do many people come in here hurt?

I feel real bad. I was wishing Wash and Zoe would show up... Feels kinda like my fault now.


[Wash]

Hey there. I'm sorry I ain't been down to see you.

Are you gonna I missed Is Zoe gonna You need anything, Wash, I'm real good at bringing people in the medbay stuff. I did it for Simon too when he got real busy and nobody was eating stuff.

[Medbay (Including Simon)]

You're all real good at what you do. And you took real good care of Wash and I know lots of people are real grateful for you guys.

[Captain Mal]

I shoulda been down. I'm worried bout him.

I'm scared of something

Simon has

[ooc: Filter reads "Evil can take a hike in the black"]

So I'm less than completely drugged up to my eyeballs now. Slightly less. I can mostly kinda see what I'm writing, anyway, so there's that. Still less with the getting up and walking, because ow.

So this is Earth-that-was-but-still-is. And there are no ships? I don't like that. There should be ships. You got all that black out there, why wouldn't you go see it? If I'm going to be trapped on a *塵土飛揚的小​​世界 I want my wife.

I think it's starting to set in how weird this is. I guess the drugs made it less weird, which is, itself, pretty weird. Actually now that I think about it, everything it weird. Earth-that-was-but-still-is is weird. This computer is weird.

My fingers also feel pretty weird, but I'm going to blame the drugs on that one because my fingers are the same as they were before.

Unless they've always been weird.

Maybe they have and I never noticed.

Doc, was there anything weird about my fingers??



**好吧，也許我還是有點好笑藥物


[ooc:
Translations:
* "dusty little world"
** "Okay maybe I'm still a little bit funny from the drugs"]

helooo Earhththatwasbutstillis

i'm wash and im responsiblel for the giannt blodstain in your gras
sorry

no more belleding though
simon ananad marethea and them fixesd me up

hello


[ooc: Filter reads "i have had enough evil for a lifetime. please go away." I am assuming whoever gave him internet access told him not to let Satan talk to him. Also, as noted earlier, Wash won't be talking for very long because drugs + injuries!]