War Is Coming Communications.

I can't do this
I can't I can't I
What am I supposed to
God dammit why

I thought her friends would want to know. Abby's gone. Rex, too.

The flat is so quiet now
I don't know what to

There's still rooms at the complex, right? Cause the seal, in all it's jerky doucheface bullshit has taken H.G., Emily, and the house. Me, Myka, Hatter, and Tink are kinda homeless now. Worst wakeup call in the history of ever.

[Hatter]
So much for that relaxing weekend...

[Myka]
Just like that. And she's gone. And I don't...I don't know how I'm supposed to handle that.

[Hatter]
»I feel like I haven't seen you in forever
»Which is stupid because we live together
»Demons possessing kids, missing people, tracking all of the above
»I'm exhausted. Even if I'm not doing it alone.
»Me and you are gonna have double date with the bed and tv saturday

[Peter V.]
»Hey, how's everything?
»We don't talk enough lately.
»This is me fixing that issue.

[Myka]
»Can people just not argue
»Just for one frakking day?

[H.G.]
»Consider this the daughterly check-in
»Hi.

[Connor]
»Hey, what's up?
»how are you?

[Filtered against evil, Death and all those sorts of things]

I'm starting to think September is a horrible month for having a birthday in. Not that I needed more reason to dislike my birthday.

[House Warehouse]

Needless to say, I'm going to spend quite a bit of time working on traps and so forth around the house. I'm also thinking putting some Devil's Traps around will be most beneficial. If anyone needs to brush up on their Latin, I can help with that as well.

[Svetlana]

Are there any vacant rooms on your floor of the complex? If things start to become exceptionally bad, I may move Emily to the complex. It may be safest there for her than at my house.

I am officially all moved in with Claudia. It's like I'm a proper grown up and everything It's weird but awesome.

So. Question for you.

»heyyyou
»r u stil up?
»cuz if u r i thnik we shuld taklk
»nothning bad! taht souinded worse than i meannit
»jsut i leik takling to u
»adn am drunk so yes
»hi!

Can we have a break now? That'd be nice.

[Hatter]
I hate this. All of it. everything. The seal. The bullshit we deal with here. Artifacts don't wreck things as badly as the seal, and I never thought I'd ever, EVER say that.

I heard about Katherine. She was kinda crazy and all but I know you were friends with her. I'm sorry.

[Rose]
Have you seen him? I want to but...I don't know...I'm still sort of dealing with Artie and

[Elena]
So, given recent seal drop offs and pickups... you wanna a girls night of drinks and no talking about bullshit?

[Peter V]( Read more... )

Since the timer was reset, 25 days with no tea. And nearly at a full month.

[Filtered to Connor Temple]

So, mate, think you can teach me any of that tech stuff? Or at least how to talk about it?

I think I screwed up.

[Filtered to Claudia]

Tell me you're alright, please.

Okay, what the fuck?

Mouse? This new batch is not doing it for me.

Up the price, tell the morons it's exclusive, get it off the shelves quicker.

And get me some Sober while you're at it, this tea is giving me hallucinations.

[chances are, you know if you're friends with her or not, but if you're not sure, ask! Also this filter includes all the Mystic Falls peeps!]

Why do emotions have to be so...messy? It was all so much easier to just

[ETA] [Mitch]
What in the hell is going on? I know this whole situation has gotten out of hand, but...what? What in the flying fuck do we do to fix it?

Why do pirates love fishing?

Because they're hooked!

How much are pirate union fees?

An arrrm and a leg!

Why did the pirate buy an eyepatch?

He couldn't afford an iPad!

Okay, okay, I'm done, seriously. Really. We're home safe and I have to say, as far as hunts go? Best. EVER. Kon bought us both eyepatches which I think says a lot about commemorating this experience.

...Abby, can we get a parrot? OMG I'M KIDDING.

[Becker]

Are we okay?
Are you
Do you still

congrtas to losis adn claerk! soooo gald thoese fukrs r goen now! aslo drnks ftw!

....imma haet lief tmrw

OWEL!

[Texts to Hatter]
»im drkning
»adn ur ntot hre
»isuez
»fixxit

[Texts to Jinksy]
»wrhes u?
»mis ur faece
»imane i now we lieve togthr
»but ntot enuf bfylion tiem
»fixxxit

»Do not let any video(s) H.G. may or may not have sent to you have any influence on your thoughts about me.
»I had no idea what that was.
»And I kinda thought it was gonna eat me...
»DON'T JUDGE ME!

[Hatter]

I have something regarding your girlfriend that you may wish to see. [Insert video of Claudia freaking out at Helena's April Fool's prank and subsequently Teslaing one of the spider robots.] Just in case you have yet to witness that side of her.


[Svetlana]

I have something that hopefully will make you laugh. Or at least smile a bit. [Insert the video of Myka freaking out over the spider robots.]


[OOC: Sorry House Warehouse, you all don't get to know you were recorded yet. XD That, for the moment, is Helena's little secret that she is extremely smug about.]

Is this what friendship is? Feeling their pain, their panic? Even though it's not directly affecting you?

There was a baby. Two babies. Tiny, fragile, wriggling babies.

And they were conspiring. Against me. Definitely conspiring against me, with tiny baby telepathic powers.

You wanna come play babysitter with me tomorrow? H.G.'s got plans and needed someone to watch Emily. You can just tag along back to the house with me after work.

omg holy hangover batman! but at least i have an amazing boyfriend. you spoil me, hatter. completely & utterly spoil me.