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Tweak says, "ahhh! pants!"

Kenzi Malikov - friend, warrior, heart. (ex_the_kenzi392) wrote in wariscomingcom,
@ 2015-02-26 17:57:00

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ariel, bo dennis, bobbi morse, emma swan, georgina kincaid, ginny weasley, hale santiago, james kirk, kenzi, rose hathaway, skye

Filtered against evil bitches!
Hey, Seal! Just because you give me one bestie doesn't mean you get to take another!

If anyone needs me, I'll be doing some heavy drinking in honor of Lois tonight. Anyone care to join? Something tells me LL would approve of a hard liquor related send-off.

(Bo)
How's it hanging, Succuface? Settling in okay? Everyone being nice to you? I've got a pair of especially flattering ass kicking boots on standby for the first person that gives you a hard time.

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eatsfaces
2015-02-26 11:08 pm UTC (link)

I'm not even going to dignify that question with an actual answer.

( Kenzi )

If I pretend I'm having a horrible time, are you buying my drinks? Because that might affect my answer.

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	ex_the_kenzi392 2015-02-26 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	And that is why I love you so. (Bo) Ha. Ha. Sure. Of course. Buy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

eatsfaces
2015-02-27 12:17 am UTC (link)

And I thought there was a whole list of reasons.

( Kenzi )

Buy, steal, whatever. There's a whole grey area.

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ex_the_kenzi392
2015-02-27 01:51 am UTC (link)

Nope, that's it. Just the one. There couldn't possibly be a whole list of reasons. Or several lists. Potential novels, even. That would be crazy.

(Bo)

It looks like that gray area may be on hold for tonight. Lexi has so kindly offered free for all nourishment for those of us who decided to fall facefirst out of the Seal.

I kinda hope she has enough booze in stock. It's gonna be a long night.

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eatsfaces
2015-02-27 02:08 am UTC (link)

And we all know you are the poster child for sanity.

( Kenzi )

Has she actually met us?

Unless she's planning to make those losers who fell out ass-first pay.

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	ex_the_kenzi392 2015-02-27 03:34 am UTC (link)
	Second only to you, my dear. (Bo) Me? Yes. You? Not so much. Us together? Yowza. Even with all those years of vampirism under her belt, I still don't think she's ready for the dynamic duo. Could you blame her if she did? They are the butt of all the jokes around here, after all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

eatsfaces
2015-02-28 06:52 am UTC (link)

Hey, I will have you know I am completely sane.

( Kenzi )

Hahaha. That might be the worst joke you have ever told.

Challenge accepted. I almost feel sorry for her. But not sorry enough not to drink all her booze.

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ex_the_kenzi392
2015-03-02 01:03 pm UTC (link)

That's exactly what a crazy person would say.

(Bo)

To date. But, ahhh, the night is still young. I'm sure I've got a few more punny ones in me.

If we play our cards right, Lexi'll be so trashed by the end of the night that her bar stock won't matter. Offering up free drinks? Girl deserves to have some fun with the rest of us. We need to reel her in for some shots.

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	( Kenzi \| Bo ) eatsfaces 2015-03-04 05:05 pm UTC (link)
	Who better to accomplish that than us? I'm in. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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