War Is Coming Communications.

It's time to wean the baby. I need a fucking drink, ASAP.

Three virgins. And me.

That's his asking price for Lily.

Ron, I really hope you're getting somewhere on those locator spells.

[Filtered to Lils (yeah she knows it'll be Harry reading it. Kinda the point)]

I love you, bestie. I won't let you down, I promise.

(Added filter)
[Mitchell]

Like a bandaid

Where the hell are you?

That was rude of me. What I said last to you. It’s not your fault that you’re here and he’s there or all the crap that you’ve dealt with that’s obviously changed you. Even if I think it’s awful and wrong and you’re an idiot for letting it change you and you're better than what you're--and I’m doing the bitchy thing again so I’ll stop before I tirade because those can get lengthy.

If you need clothes for while you’re here you can come borrow some of his. Just not the plaid because that’s his and you can’t have it.

Also understandable if you’re all for what I said about staying the hell away from one another because knowing there’s a me here after who you lost has to be kind of hard. Considering how much I miss my Clark and it's only been So I’m gonna stop the rambling train now and if you want clothes then let me know and I’ll hook you up.

[Kenzi]
Sinking in yet that you're in an alternate place and fictional people can be real or do I need to break out the fact that you're fictional

[Alex]
Any more leads? Besides the fact he's trying to play Lydia like a fiddle?

You remember that time you had the dream you work up in Bizzaro World and everyone went cuckoo bananas? This is that dream coming to reality, isn't it?

All right, patrols. Who wants 'em? I know some of you probably prefer to be alone, but I'd suggest pairing off. Let's figure out who's available and ready and get some sort of schedule going, here.

>>Going to need that surgery.
>>I can barely keep up on things.
>>You okay?

This? Sucks even more than usual.

DOCTOR! NOT OKAY! WHAT DID YOU DO!?

This place is very strange. John? Are you out there?

>>Are you still an idiot?