War Is Coming Communications.

Figured I'd wait till you were sober before I asked you what the hell you thought you were doing buying that place?

You had to know it was a bad idea

OMG MY COUSIN MARY IS THE BIG BANG THEORY GIRL'S SISTER!!!!

What the crap, man, Mary is totes way cuter than she is, how come she has a show and Mary is only on the Tubes? Also, why the hell hasn't MY face done anything awesome?? I am adorbs, dammit.

In waaaay more awesome news, who's got two thumbs and is newly employed? This girl!

So not trying to be insensitive or anything to the people up in the storm, but dude.

Winter Storm Gandolf.

Best storm name in history. And apparently it's got a chance of turning into a blizzard, therefor might become Gandolf the White.

You know the boss was out of the office when they named that one.

Seriously though, I'm hoping it doesn't turn too bad for them. I'm just laughing at the name itself.

PS: Yeah, I know. I wrote "Gandolf" instead of "Gandalf." They claim it's from some book called The Well at the World's End, but meh. I like my rendition better.

[OOC: We can pretend this was posted last night as was the plan. The pain of knocking my head against a bookcase made me forget things I intended to do]

Katherine and Gaia
The car service will be picking us up early Friday morning and will take us to the airport.

Henry
I wish that I
I want you to
I'm sorry, Henry, for everything. I cannot change what I've done. I will however prove to you and everyone how sorry I am and redeem myself. I'm going away for a few days and even though we haven't spoken to one another I wanted you to know.

I love you, Henry, and that will never change.

Snow
I'm leaving early in the morning. I've left instructions for you to be let into the house to check on Lys. With the way things are I didn't think asking for her to be housed with you all was wise.

Some of you know me, some are new faces.

Anyway I'm Ruby Winchester and I'm from this world. I'm a demon. Only in the worlds most cliched way I fell in love with the guy I was sent to seduce and make Lucifer's bitch. Now we have a kid and live in a ridiculously awesome house in the countryside outside Lawrence.

Don't ask...it was a long process and more than once we tried to kill each other. True Love or whatever. Its weird.

Anyway I'm also a witch. Pretty powerful with the dark magics but trying not to push it cause using them...yeah, hell tends to notice nowadays. So I'm trying to work out who else we have that knows magic. Who uses it and what flavors.

Believe me. I won't judge what you do or who you are so long as you're not Team Lucifer.

I just like to know who I work with cause as those who have been around a while will attest, sometimes we need to play nice and mess up some threats.

Any questions?

I... am bored. Trying to decide if that's a good thing or a bad thing. Because on the one hand, no mannequins of death or bomb vests or demon attacks. Or dying. On the other, did I mention bored?