Eff You, Evil!!
OMG MY COUSIN MARY IS THE BIG BANG THEORY GIRL'S SISTER!!!!
What the crap, man, Mary is totes way cuter than she is, how come she has a show and Mary is only on the Tubes? Also, why the hell hasn't MY face done anything awesome?? I am adorbs, dammit.
In waaaay more awesome news, who's got two thumbs and is newly employed? This girl!