War Is Coming Communications.

At last, I found a 24 hour place that sells both pizza and donuts!

It looks like we have ourselves a local pyro on our hands.

Charlie, you've got some 'splainin to do.

I don't think anyone's mentioned this in a while, so...for those who don't know, the Complex itself offers classes in Latin and self defense, and some of us offer outside classes too. Now that I'm back in shape enough I personally offer knife lessons as well as shooting and marksmanship training, and I know Sarah and Booth have similar classes, so just let one of us know if you're interested.

On a sidenote, again for those who don't know, I own a saloon called Harvelle's Roadhouse, located at [address]. Feel free to drop in anytime..your first drink - or more, depending on your situation - is on the house.

Hey Booth - any thoughts on starting up our poker games again? I'm looking forward to cleaning you out.

Hey peaches, the hell is that crazy fucker Jason talking about? You settin' fires? ;P

In seriousness, though, you need anything? I can make the cops forget, if they haven't caught you yet. Let you off the hook and shit. Let me know.

Hey, I know we're not, like, friends or anything but you're a genius, right? Does that mean you're good with electronics, by chance...? It's just, my new TV finally got delivered and I'm apparently too retarded to hook it up right but I feel bad asking. I can only either get sound or video but not both...

If you think you can fix it, I'll totally pay you. I don't have a lot of money but I'd rather it go to someone around here than pay a total stranger from a repair company or, like, the Geek Squad to come over...

[Text: to Sam]

» Do you think Ben is m
» He even kind of looks like me, dude. I don't kn
» Ruby say anything to you about Ben, recently-ish?
» Like, I dunno, anything about me being his d
» She wants me to find out if he's mi
» I really don't think that's a good ide

[Text: To Mom]

» So this is kind of weird, but
» So there's a chance you have a grandso
» I don't know what the hell I'm d
» Mind if I come visit later? I just

(Sent a few minutes later)
» ...and is there any chance you're not busy tonight?
» I kinda wanted to take Jules out, if you wouldn't mind watching Ben for a couple hours or something.

[Text: To Jules]

» Hey. Wanna do dinner tonight?
» I mean going out somewhere vaguely nice, not just grabbing a pizza or whatever.
» It's kinda been a while since we did, so.

[Text: to Cas]

» I know you're kinda mostly-human now, but maybe you
» Angelic paternity tests: yes or no?
» Any idea if Ben is
» Hypothetically, if I had a kid, would they be Michael's type, too? I just thought I sh Not that I have one, but I mean, super hypothetically, since it's not like I'm planning on reproducing anytime s

» Hey. Hanging in there okay, dude?

[Text: to Anna]

» Haven't seen you skulking around in my dreams recently. You good now?

[ooc: Cut for spoilers]

Need me a drink, guess where you're goin tonight

Jesus, what is this, night seven of Sabretooth nightmares? So who has the best cure for nightmares insomnia? Winner gets my undying gratitude, and possibly an IOU for a package of cookies. Also, school. I'm thinking since my existence isn't punishable by legal execution here, I could maybe start cheating on trig tests again. Who do I need to talk to about making that happen?

I have a sorta favor to ask y
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So, uh. Would it be possible to do a paternity test, here? I mean, instead of going... somewhere else, where my DNA is on record and might get me thrown in jail just for showing up there?