War Is Coming Communications.

I really hate to always be askin’ for help and all, but I got a feeling that it ain’t safe in this place. Simon, captain, are you guys still... You? I haven’t left this room and I ain't leaving until I hear from you guys.

There's a boy. A young boy.

His mother is a demon and the exorcism isn't working.

I don't know what I'm supposed to do with him now. He keeps being over enthused and wanting me to show him how my lightsaber works. But its a Sith coloured weapon. It might distress him.

...What 's the procedure here?

Sure, of course, freaking demons pick MY due date to attack? Seriously??

[Brittany, Santana, Puck]

Um, look I don't want to scare people, but todays my due date.

I'm fine, the baby's still not coming but...when she does. You guys need to be ready to get me to Martha even if this crazy is still going on okay? You're my friends from home mostly and that's who I want with me when she does come.

[Puck]

What's going on out there?

I'm scared.

Everywhere I look, there's a demon! Honestly, it must be too much to ask to not have a normal work week. Some of the customers.. black eyes. Even my boss is possessed. I tried to play it cool, not let on that I know what they are. I have never seen so many! Not this many, there's.. crowds of them out here. Keep trying not to let them see me. I hope they don't know.

Also? I can't get back into the complex. Though from what I can tell, there may be demons in there too, though I can't fathom how they got past the protections I see it maybe isn't safe anyway, but I just need to have a place to rest. And my dog. He needs to be fed. But I still can't get in. Tried going through a window, using my powers to open other doors.. that doesn't work either.

Looks like I'm gonna need to find another place to stay, especially if the apartments aren't safe. Think I found a cheap motel. Luckily I've saved up enough money. I'd rather be somewhere safer, so.. it'd be really cool and I'll buy you pizza if someone can point me there. I have a red marker, holy water and salt too, so I'm set as far as that goes.

You're to remain in your quarters, until this whatever is delt with or I decide otherwise. That ain't a request it's an order. I hate these backwater planets

if someone claims I'm a demon one more time I swear I'm going to lose i I am not possessed by a demon. I don't know why I can't get in. But damnit, i'm not.

I saw in the comms you and a few others set up a sort of safe zone thing? is it working? I'm still back at the complex how am I going to explain not being at work for a few days

1.) Lucifer. If you're reading this, go die in a fire.
2.) That goes for you butt kissing minions too.
3.) Apocalypse? You suck.
4.) I have a weird craving for a cookie.
5.) This whole demons possessing innocent people so I can't kill them? Yeah, that sucks too.

Oh. One more thing. I AM NOT A DEMON. Are we clear on that? Good.

[Filtered against baddies]

Okay seriously, I've had enough of this. Anyone got the makings for a mass exorcism? I've got the Latin down, but I'm short on the other things I need.

[Phoebe]

Where are you?

[Damien]

Where are you?

Eliot's a demon. He tried to get me to leave the apartment complex, but I saw his black eyes. I knew I shouldn't have taken his amulet... Now he's possessed.

So, barricading myself in my apartment seemed like a great plan at first, but I kind of didn't go get groceries this week or last week so if anyone has a really awesome plan they should really get on with it if that's okay? I'm like literally living out the "starving artist" stereotype for authors at this very minute. All I have is salt, old milk, two beers, and one packet of Ramen.

And no, I'm not taking food from anyone here or leaving my room until this is over, because I'm not stupid.

[Jo]

You still okay? Of course if you're possessed that's probably a stupid question but I'm getting kind of paranoid, not knowing what the hell's going on, so. Just thought I'd ask.

[Sam]

So, uh, is everything going okay? I'm really not sure who to believe, so, uh. I guess a demon can't hurt me through the internet, right? Did you ever get the demon out of your mom, or Jo?

[Dean]

Hey, so, I have no idea what's going on because Sam says Jo's possessed and Jo says Sam's possessed and for all I know you're possessed too, or maybe I am, the way people are acting, I don't know if I'd even know anymore, so I'm kind of freaking out, because this doesn't make any friggin' sense or follow any of the patterns I've written.

[Ruby]

At least I know you're not possessed. Or, more than usual, anyway. Uh, so... do demons ever act like this, in your experience?

[Castiel]

Any new information? At all?

Seems like I chose the wrong time to show up.

I've not been trained for this sort of thing

I do occasionally come by and look these boards over, Vi.

I'm afraid death by fire is not in my future. I do apologize for the inconvenience.

I need a runner. Jo and Mary are low on ammo and weapons. We've got supplies. Anyone willing? I'd do it myself, but I'm not leaving until I'm not leaving until everyone else safe as possible.

Can we please stop talking to Lucifer now?