1.) Lucifer. If you're reading this, go die in a fire. 2.) That goes for you butt kissing minions too. 3.) Apocalypse? You suck. 4.) I have a weird craving for a cookie. 5.) This whole demons possessing innocent people so I can't kill them? Yeah, that sucks too.
Oh. One more thing. I AM NOT A DEMON. Are we clear on that? Good.