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winchester, sam. (ex_demonbloo908) wrote in wariscomingcom,
@ 2011-01-12 01:04:00

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allana solo, angela montenegro, ava wilson, caroline forbes, dawn summers, jennifer check, jessica drew/spider-woman, jo harvelle-shurley, kitty pryde/shadowcat, morrigan, sam winchester, sarah connor, vi

Filtered to all ladies!
Elena's post reminded me that there's a very good chance that a lot of you don't have any forms of identification available. I can help with that. See, I've spent most of my life making false ID's for myself and my brother for various reasons, so I've gotten pretty good at putting those together. If you're interested, send me a picture of yourself and I'll get to work on slapping a few ID's together for you ladies as soon as possible.

Actually, send me a couple pictures. It's kind of a pain, finding the right one for those cards.

[ooc: In which lust!Sam is a little ridiculous.]

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	Sam nospiderbite 2011-01-12 07:46 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. That was too forward. Especially since, you know. You're engaged to Ruby. Who you love. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jessica ex_demonbloo908 2011-01-12 07:47 am UTC (link)
	I can be engaged, love another woman, and still find you attractive. It's not like I'm trying to have sex with you here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sam nospiderbite 2011-01-12 07:48 am UTC (link)
	Thank God for small favors. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jessica ex_demonbloo908 2011-01-12 07:51 am UTC (link)
	I wouldn't exactly call it a favor. I mean, I think...maybe, if you were interested, we could. Soemtime. Just not right now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sam nospiderbite 2011-01-12 07:52 am UTC (link)
	It's a figure of speech. See, I'm not interested. Really. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jessica ex_demonbloo908 2011-01-12 07:56 am UTC (link)
	Are you sure? I think we'd be really good together. In bed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sam nospiderbite 2011-01-12 07:58 am UTC (link)
	Okay. Ew. That's just... Ew. No. Not going to happen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jessica ex_demonbloo908 2011-01-12 08:00 am UTC (link)
	Why? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sam nospiderbite 2011-01-12 08:02 am UTC (link)
	Oh, you want a list of reasons? 1. You're Sam. 2. You're engaged. 3. I'm not interested. 4. You love Ruby. 5. I'm not interested. 6. I'm not one to sleep around. 7. I'm still not interested. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jessica ex_demonbloo908 2011-01-12 08:06 am UTC (link)
	Okay, that's a very well thought out list, obviously, but what's wrong with Sam? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sam nospiderbite 2011-01-12 08:15 am UTC (link)
	Aside from the fact that I'm not interested? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jessica ex_demonbloo908 2011-01-12 08:23 am UTC (link)
	Is it because I'm so tall? I can be less tall. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sam nospiderbite 2011-01-12 08:26 am UTC (link)
	It's got nothing to do with how tall you are. Danny's just as tall as you are and that doesn't bother me at all. It's just because you're you. You're very Sam like and engaged to Ruby. I'm not interested in guys that are taken. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jessica ex_demonbloo908 2011-01-12 08:29 am UTC (link)
	How can you like Danny, but not me? Me being taken is just...a thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sam nospiderbite 2011-01-12 08:32 am UTC (link)
	What? No. No. I didn't say I like Danny. I just said his height doesn't bother me. I used to date him. A few months ago. And not everything is about looks. No, no. It's very much more than "just a thing." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jessica ex_demonbloo908 2011-01-12 08:34 am UTC (link)
	Do you still have feelings for him? Is that it? 'Cause if that's the issue, I could pretend to be Danny. It's a complicated thing. But you don't have to worry about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sam nospiderbite 2011-01-12 08:38 am UTC (link)
	You know what? I'm going to say that I do just to get you off my back a bit. And I'll add that I do not want you impersonating Danny. Or anyone else for that matter. I don't care how complicated it is. It's not happening with me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jessica ex_demonbloo908 2011-01-12 08:41 am UTC (link)
	If you have feelings for him, why aren't you two having sex? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sam nospiderbite 2011-01-12 08:43 am UTC (link)
	~~Well, among other things, he's ove~~ That's none of your business. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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