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Tweak says, "I BELIEVE YOU HAVE MY STAPLER."

murderbot (secunit) wrote in valloic,
@ 2020-09-02 07:31:00

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Hello humans and non-humans.

I am Murderbot. I am a security unit, but I don’t know if that means anything to any of you, so: I kill threats. I don’t understand why I’m here and I don’t remember the ship entering a wormhole but as that is the only explanation that makes any amount of sense other than the obvious, let’s go with that. As for the obvious, I am told that I was not kidnapped. Which is good, because if you try to blackmail my humans into returning me to Preservation I will crack your ribs and pull them out of your nostrils, one by one, despite the mess it would make and the inherent disgustingness of the act. I do not like unknowns. So - sure. We’ll go with the fucking wormhole and memory gap explanation.

Is this an independent colony? The terraforming is excellent.

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	custardcreams 2020-09-02 06:31 pm UTC (link)
	Schematics would be perfect. I understand having your fill of humans. And those who look like them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secunit 2020-09-02 06:32 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you for being understanding. I'll send them to your feed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	custardcreams 2020-09-03 01:48 am UTC (link)
	Of course. It was a bit rude of me to even assume you'd want to be poked and prodded. I'm not used to robots that are so humanlike. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secunit 2020-09-03 02:12 am UTC (link)
	There are bots where you’re from? What do they do? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	custardcreams 2020-09-03 02:15 am UTC (link)
	Not on my planet, no. I travel a lot, though, or did before I was brought here. I have a dog, though, who's a robot. He's a scientific instrument. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secunit 2020-09-03 02:22 am UTC (link)
	I’ve never seen a robot dog. But have been treated like one. Is he a good boy? What does he measure? I assume he aids in research maneuvers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	custardcreams 2020-09-03 02:30 am UTC (link)
	Nobody should ever treat you that way. K-9 is a very good boy, very loyal and always recognises me even after my face has changed. He aids in a lot of things, mostly analysis. He also has a laser defence system. He's a great companion as well. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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