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Tweak says, "why is the rum gone?"

murderbot (secunit) wrote in valloic,
@ 2020-09-02 07:31:00

Current music:	Rise and Fall of Sanctuary Moon: Episode 63, “Through the Mirror”
Entry tags:	critical role: caleb widogast, critical role: essek thelyss, the raven cycle: ronan lynch, ₴ inactive: asami sato, ₴ inactive: connor, ₴ inactive: eddie kaspbrak, ₴ inactive: ezio auditore, ₴ inactive: jester lavorre, ₴ inactive: leondardo da vinci, ₴ inactive: murderbot, ₴ inactive: sara lance

Hello humans and non-humans.

I am Murderbot. I am a security unit, but I don’t know if that means anything to any of you, so: I kill threats. I don’t understand why I’m here and I don’t remember the ship entering a wormhole but as that is the only explanation that makes any amount of sense other than the obvious, let’s go with that. As for the obvious, I am told that I was not kidnapped. Which is good, because if you try to blackmail my humans into returning me to Preservation I will crack your ribs and pull them out of your nostrils, one by one, despite the mess it would make and the inherent disgustingness of the act. I do not like unknowns. So - sure. We’ll go with the fucking wormhole and memory gap explanation.

Is this an independent colony? The terraforming is excellent.

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	alteridem 2020-09-02 03:55 pm UTC (link)
	You sounded like you'd rather start a war than go back there. Can't be that fine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secunit 2020-09-02 04:04 pm UTC (link)
	It is fine. But it's-- complicated, and I hate complicated. My humans live there, and enjoy it. Although the laws are relaxed, I'm considered property on Preservation. Which is fucking dumb. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alteridem 2020-09-02 04:59 pm UTC (link)
	That is pretty fucked up. ~~There's an android around who~~ Are you like your own person and shit? Or following orders or what? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secunit 2020-09-02 05:08 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. I destroyed my governor module and data port following an incident. I make my own decisions from now on. You do not have bots in your parent media, so I assume you have acquired your experience in Vallo. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alteridem 2020-09-02 05:15 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah you're not the first one around here to break away from your programming. I don't give two shits about your inside parts anyway. Just don't hurt people who don't deserve it and we're good. And don't talk about my parent media again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secunit 2020-09-02 05:25 pm UTC (link)
	We should be "good", then. Hurting innocents is a reprehensible mission. Even if they're annoying and dumb. I've noted your preference in my log. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alteridem 2020-09-02 05:56 pm UTC (link)
	LOL amen to that. You're welcome to talk a lot of shit about them at least. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secunit 2020-09-02 06:11 pm UTC (link)
	Well ahead of you there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alteridem 2020-09-02 07:12 pm UTC (link)
	What do you do for fun? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secunit 2020-09-02 07:18 pm UTC (link)
	Ignore incoming feeds wanting to socialize. And media. I like movies, shows, audio dramas, any of it. You? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alteridem 2020-09-02 08:16 pm UTC (link)
	~~Dre~~ Art, music, blowing shit up. Sometimes I go down to the boxing club or race my car. Used to be perfectly happy ignoring incoming attempts to socialize too but this place is fucking weird. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secunit 2020-09-02 09:55 pm UTC (link)
	What shit do you prefer to blow up? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alteridem 2020-09-02 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	That was mostly a joke about the arrival video, but we do blow up barrels and fireworks and shit at my farm sometimes. Especially when someone goes home and the people left behind are feeling shitty about it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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