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sherlock holmes 💀 (unsolved) wrote in valloic,
@ 2020-07-08 09:26:00

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After ~~dissecting~~ researching the matter of ~~Bluebell~~ "vicious bunnies," I've come to a few conclusions: namely, that they possess a genetic predisposition to violence. These are aggressive animals with an accelerated growth pattern. Ordinarily, predators would keep them in check, but it would seem that failsafe hasn't occurred, which is why we are encountering them now.

The important bit here is that they are currently multiplying—to the point where their numbers will soon overwhelm the local wildlife population. That would include us, by the way. Did I mention this is happening alarmingly quickly?

Now, what to do about all that is out of my jurisdiction. You're welcome to review my notes yourself, if you've a mind: [Attached Google Doc] It's back to finding what passes for tea in this place. ~~I apparently can't go without sleep anymore~~ ~~Dull~~

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	unsolved 2020-07-08 04:24 pm UTC (link)
	Julia Child's lapin au saupiquet, stewed in red wine. It's not bad if you enjoy rabbit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	romantichero 2020-07-08 04:29 pm UTC (link)
	French, too. You, monsieur, are a hero. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unsolved 2020-07-08 04:34 pm UTC (link)
	Sherlock, please. For what it's worth, I'm only half. My mother hails from the far superior country. I, unfortunately, can claim it only in blood. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	romantichero 2020-07-08 04:38 pm UTC (link)
	I'll forgive you for likely being... English? Just this once. I am Aramis, and appreciate your research and knowledge. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unsolved 2020-07-08 04:46 pm UTC (link)
	That's kind, but unnecessary. I should be the one apologising for that. We're rather terrible on the whole. ~~You -~~ Really? I'd ask if you were joking, but I don't suppose you would this early on. Interesting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	romantichero 2020-07-08 04:57 pm UTC (link)
	Ah well, we're all terrible in our own way. I'm not exactly inspired by the leaders of my lovely country right now. We could call it a draw? My name? No joke. My predator below is Porthos, and Athos is milling about somewhere as well. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unsolved 2020-07-08 06:08 pm UTC (link)
	Touché. Your appreciation for my research and knowledge. That's generally not what most people say. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	romantichero 2020-07-08 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	Oh. Well, now I feel silly. At least I didn't ask if you wanted an autograph. Anyway, yes. I'm a ~~healer~~ medic and have always appreciated the science and medical side of research. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unsolved 2020-07-08 11:52 pm UTC (link)
	I'll take it still. I'm familiar with the Musketeers, as it happens. Are you? Delightful. I could use your expertise, should you find yourself feeling charitable. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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