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sherlock holmes 💀 ([info]unsolved) wrote in [info]valloic,
@ 2020-07-08 09:26:00

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Entry tags:!: network post, the umbrella academy: diego hargreeves, wicked saints: serefin meleski, ₴ inactive: alexis rose, ₴ inactive: aramis, ₴ inactive: bill denbrough, ₴ inactive: caroline forbes, ₴ inactive: connor, ₴ inactive: jesse mccree, ₴ inactive: kate danvers, ₴ inactive: martin riggs, ₴ inactive: sabrina spellman, ₴ inactive: sara lance, ₴ inactive: vanya hargreeves

After dissecting researching the matter of Bluebell "vicious bunnies," I've come to a few conclusions: namely, that they possess a genetic predisposition to violence. These are aggressive animals with an accelerated growth pattern. Ordinarily, predators would keep them in check, but it would seem that failsafe hasn't occurred, which is why we are encountering them now.

The important bit here is that they are currently multiplying—to the point where their numbers will soon overwhelm the local wildlife population. That would include us, by the way. Did I mention this is happening alarmingly quickly?

Now, what to do about all that is out of my jurisdiction. You're welcome to review my notes yourself, if you've a mind: [Attached Google Doc] It's back to finding what passes for tea in this place. I apparently can't go without sleep anymore Dull


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[info]secondumbrella
2020-07-08 04:18 pm UTC (link)
Slow moving, can't talk. Parrots are worse.

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[info]unsolved
2020-07-08 04:28 pm UTC (link)
So you fear being silenced? Interesting.

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[info]secondumbrella
2020-07-08 04:30 pm UTC (link)
That is way too fucking close to psychoanalyzing and that is a hard fucking nope.

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[info]unsolved
2020-07-08 04:31 pm UTC (link)
Fair enough.

I hope your killer parrots don't materialize.

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[info]secondumbrella
2020-07-08 04:34 pm UTC (link)
They wouldn't be my killer parrots, first of all. Second of all, also a no to the murder tortoises.

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[info]unsolved
2020-07-08 04:40 pm UTC (link)
You're ruining all the fun of weaponizing cute, once-peaceful wild animals.

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[info]secondumbrella
2020-07-08 04:42 pm UTC (link)
Murder parrots would have like, steel tipped claws.

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[info]unsolved
2020-07-08 05:50 pm UTC (link)
Now it's fun again. And what of the beak?

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[info]secondumbrella
2020-07-08 06:36 pm UTC (link)
Razors. Or poison, depending.

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[info]unsolved
2020-07-08 07:05 pm UTC (link)
Venemous parrots.

I like you.

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[info]secondumbrella
2020-07-08 08:17 pm UTC (link)
Consider yourself a rare breed then. Normally I get 'wow, douchebag' or 'you can't say that in polite company' or 'Diego can you go five seconds without swearing?'

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[info]meleski
2020-07-08 11:00 pm UTC (link)
Had to harken back to your roots somehow, didn't you? Steel tipped claws. You should have just said knives instead of legs.

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[info]secondumbrella
2020-07-08 11:06 pm UTC (link)
Uh, yeah, that would be a fucking boss ass parrot and I'm glad you're finally picking up the cues.

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[info]meleski
2020-07-08 11:11 pm UTC (link)
You said a lot of words but none of it actually makes sense. Boss ass parrot?

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[info]secondumbrella
2020-07-08 11:14 pm UTC (link)
A parrot is a colorful bird that talks, you little shit, and boss ass means exactly what you think it means.

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[info]meleski
2020-07-08 11:16 pm UTC (link)
The fact that you needed to explain what a parrot is to me clearly means you are not boss ass.

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[info]secondumbrella
2020-07-08 11:25 pm UTC (link)
Well, I had to make sure. Didn't want you to miss anything or have any complaints about my explanations.

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[info]meleski
2020-07-08 11:26 pm UTC (link)
I still have complaints. Where can I register them?

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[info]secondumbrella
2020-07-08 11:30 pm UTC (link)
Oh gee, I don't know.

Up your ass?

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[info]meleski
2020-07-08 11:30 pm UTC (link)
You are always so clever. I do have a boss ass.

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[info]secondumbrella
2020-07-09 12:05 am UTC (link)
You can't say that when you don't even know what it is. It's like the lasers.

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[info]meleski
2020-07-09 12:48 am UTC (link)
I know what lasers are now.

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