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sherlock holmes 💀 ([info]unsolved) wrote in [info]valloic,
@ 2020-07-08 09:26:00

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Entry tags:!: network post, the umbrella academy: diego hargreeves, wicked saints: serefin meleski, ₴ inactive: alexis rose, ₴ inactive: aramis, ₴ inactive: bill denbrough, ₴ inactive: caroline forbes, ₴ inactive: connor, ₴ inactive: jesse mccree, ₴ inactive: kate danvers, ₴ inactive: martin riggs, ₴ inactive: sabrina spellman, ₴ inactive: sara lance, ₴ inactive: vanya hargreeves

After dissecting researching the matter of Bluebell "vicious bunnies," I've come to a few conclusions: namely, that they possess a genetic predisposition to violence. These are aggressive animals with an accelerated growth pattern. Ordinarily, predators would keep them in check, but it would seem that failsafe hasn't occurred, which is why we are encountering them now.

The important bit here is that they are currently multiplying—to the point where their numbers will soon overwhelm the local wildlife population. That would include us, by the way. Did I mention this is happening alarmingly quickly?

Now, what to do about all that is out of my jurisdiction. You're welcome to review my notes yourself, if you've a mind: [Attached Google Doc] It's back to finding what passes for tea in this place. I apparently can't go without sleep anymore Dull


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[info]shone
2020-07-08 03:31 pm UTC (link)
I'm not sure I can calm killer bunnies en masse, but. I've never really tried before.

Sentences I never thought I'd type, yet again. Thank you, Vallo.

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[info]libertassumptus
2020-07-08 03:39 pm UTC (link)
Good old Vallo. It's the gift that keeps on giving, and what it gives is usually terrible.

I hate myself for asking or rather we hate this place for making us ask, because someone is going to want to know why they can't just use The Power Of Friendship but is it worth trying?

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[info]bigsword
2020-07-08 03:42 pm UTC (link)
No. They would still be multiplying and the island still wouldn't have room for them. Being less aggressive would only make them easier to kill.

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[info]libertassumptus
2020-07-08 03:44 pm UTC (link)
Right, and Easier To Kill would be an issue because why exactly?

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[info]bigsword
2020-07-08 03:47 pm UTC (link)
Less fun.

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[info]libertassumptus
2020-07-08 03:51 pm UTC (link)
Right. Well. Glad someone's having a good time in all this.

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[info]bigsword
2020-07-08 03:58 pm UTC (link)
Less good time and more knowing what needs to be done. The obvious solution is to get ahead of their numbers, cull them. Harsh maybe, but less harsh than letting an invasive species take over. If someone wants to make them easier to kill they're welcome to, but they still need to be killed. People tend to find that easier to do when they're being threatened by the thing they have to kill.

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[info]libertassumptus
2020-07-08 04:06 pm UTC (link)
Oh good. Someone else suggesting a cull for once. Evidently you've not been here long enough to know how well that usually goes over

You're probably right, but we're a diverse lot so I'm spitballing here.

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[info]bigsword
2020-07-08 04:13 pm UTC (link)
Good luck with that. Let me know if anything ground breaking comes up.

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[info]libertassumptus
2020-07-08 04:30 pm UTC (link)
Will do. Let me know if you manage to kill every rabbit before we come up with anything else worth trying?

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[info]shone
2020-07-08 03:48 pm UTC (link)
I could probably try on a small group, if you think it would help. But they apparently are just going to keep multiplying and then might eat me before I really make any progress.

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[info]unsolved
2020-07-08 03:51 pm UTC (link)
Would you donate your body to sc

It would be a rather quick death, in case you're wondering.

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[info]shone
2020-07-08 03:54 pm UTC (link)
I wasn't, but thanks for clarifying.

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[info]unsolved
2020-07-08 03:58 pm UTC (link)
My pleasure.

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[info]libertassumptus
2020-07-08 03:51 pm UTC (link)
Let's not do that then.

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[info]shone
2020-07-08 03:58 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, probably not. I can help in other ways if we all come up with something though haha

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[info]libertassumptus
2020-07-08 04:35 pm UTC (link)
Thanks, Dan.

[Dan]
Entirely unrelated, but between this and the Warden-Commander (or A Warden-Commander, she's not Ours but she knows a version of us and it makes my head hurt trying to think about that too much) turning up we're a bit on edge right now. Consider this advance permission to deal with us if it goes beyond that?

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[info]shone
2020-07-08 04:39 pm UTC (link)
Of course. Looks like the calvary's forming to go out and kill bunnies though. Plenty of volunteers, at least?

[anders]

Duly noted. I'm here for whatever you need. The whole multiple versions thing really is confusing and on top of everything else, it can be a lot to deal with.

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[info]libertassumptus
2020-07-08 10:32 pm UTC (link)
The fact people are happier doing this than dealing with the skeletons I'm just going to file under 'Vallo defies all explanation'.

[Dan]
You can say that again. Things... didn't end well for the version of her I knew. Though it's actually almost reassuring to know that multiple versions of me made the exact same choices.

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[info]pathofnight
2020-07-08 03:52 pm UTC (link)
You're not allowed to help if there's a chance they're going to eat you.

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[info]shone
2020-07-08 03:57 pm UTC (link)
But you'd never have to eat a sweet potato pancake again, rejoice.

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[info]pathofnight
2020-07-08 03:59 pm UTC (link)
Please don't make me have to resurrect you.

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[info]shone
2020-07-08 04:03 pm UTC (link)
I won't, I promise. I'm sure we can all come up with something that doesn't involve needing to do...that.

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[info]pathofnight
2020-07-08 04:07 pm UTC (link)
You owe me non-veggie meals for a month if I ever have to do that.

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[info]shone
2020-07-08 04:08 pm UTC (link)
I suppose that's fair. But I've already died once so I'm not looking for a repeat anytime soon.

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