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sherlock holmes 💀 ([info]unsolved) wrote in [info]valloic,
@ 2020-07-08 09:26:00

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Entry tags:!: network post, the umbrella academy: diego hargreeves, wicked saints: serefin meleski, ₴ inactive: alexis rose, ₴ inactive: aramis, ₴ inactive: bill denbrough, ₴ inactive: caroline forbes, ₴ inactive: connor, ₴ inactive: jesse mccree, ₴ inactive: kate danvers, ₴ inactive: martin riggs, ₴ inactive: sabrina spellman, ₴ inactive: sara lance, ₴ inactive: vanya hargreeves

After dissecting researching the matter of Bluebell "vicious bunnies," I've come to a few conclusions: namely, that they possess a genetic predisposition to violence. These are aggressive animals with an accelerated growth pattern. Ordinarily, predators would keep them in check, but it would seem that failsafe hasn't occurred, which is why we are encountering them now.

The important bit here is that they are currently multiplying—to the point where their numbers will soon overwhelm the local wildlife population. That would include us, by the way. Did I mention this is happening alarmingly quickly?

Now, what to do about all that is out of my jurisdiction. You're welcome to review my notes yourself, if you've a mind: [Attached Google Doc] It's back to finding what passes for tea in this place. I apparently can't go without sleep anymore Dull



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[info]celebutante
2020-07-08 02:58 pm UTC (link)
Isn't there always a big boss at the end of video games? Where's the boss bunny? I guess we could always just nuke the island and start over but I don't know, I'm not really looking for that to be my journey right now.

But I know where to find the best tea, so you're welcome.

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[info]unsolved
2020-07-08 03:38 pm UTC (link)
How delightfully nihilistic of you. And before noon, too.

I'm nearing desperation, thus I will try anything.

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[info]celebutante
2020-07-08 03:44 pm UTC (link)
Thanks, it's super fashionable for 2020.

We have coffee and tea at Rose Apothecary. All different flavors of tea too, locally sourced. No killer bunny remnants, promise.

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[info]unsolved
2020-07-08 03:49 pm UTC (link)
I'm impressed.

Pity. I would have been intrigued if you included them. It can't be quite as pungent as tea steeped with an eyeball.

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[info]celebutante
2020-07-08 03:53 pm UTC (link)
I mean, whatever, there's probably a Pied Piper bunny who can call them all back if it feels like it. But it's not going to. For reasons.

If you want to bring your own tea accoutrements, feel free.

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[info]unsolved
2020-07-08 03:57 pm UTC (link)
Oh, I like you.

You can expect me shortly. If nothing else, the stimulating conversation will be most welcome.

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[info]celebutante
2020-07-08 04:01 pm UTC (link)
I am pretty great at stimulating conversation. See you soon! Stay safe out there.

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[info]unsolved
2020-07-08 04:09 pm UTC (link)
I'll try. With any luck, I'll find something to garnish breakfast along the way.

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[info]celebutante
2020-07-08 04:11 pm UTC (link)
As long as it's not bunny blood. Or your own blood. Unless you're a vampire.

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[info]unsolved
2020-07-08 04:21 pm UTC (link)
Unfortunately, no. I'd glitter if I could.

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[info]rubber
2020-07-08 03:43 pm UTC (link)
I don't think any of us are looking for nuclear apocalypse to be our journeys right now. Or ever.

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[info]celebutante
2020-07-08 03:45 pm UTC (link)
Oh my god. I'm not even packed for it anyway. Do you know how hard it is to fit clothes for a nuclear fallout shelter in one Prada bag?

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[info]chainsawhand
2020-07-08 05:10 pm UTC (link)
You could use a different bag.

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[info]celebutante
2020-07-08 05:13 pm UTC (link)
Looks AND smarts, I see, Mr. Ash.

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[info]chainsawhand
2020-07-08 05:21 pm UTC (link)
You don't have to call me Mr. But sure thing, kid. Duffel bag might do better.

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[info]rubber
2020-07-08 05:37 pm UTC (link)
Can't say I've ever had to find out.

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