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sherlock holmes 💀 (unsolved) wrote in valloic,
@ 2020-07-08 09:26:00

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After ~~dissecting~~ researching the matter of ~~Bluebell~~ "vicious bunnies," I've come to a few conclusions: namely, that they possess a genetic predisposition to violence. These are aggressive animals with an accelerated growth pattern. Ordinarily, predators would keep them in check, but it would seem that failsafe hasn't occurred, which is why we are encountering them now.

The important bit here is that they are currently multiplying—to the point where their numbers will soon overwhelm the local wildlife population. That would include us, by the way. Did I mention this is happening alarmingly quickly?

Now, what to do about all that is out of my jurisdiction. You're welcome to review my notes yourself, if you've a mind: [Attached Google Doc] It's back to finding what passes for tea in this place. ~~I apparently can't go without sleep anymore~~ ~~Dull~~

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	secondumbrella 2020-07-08 04:13 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, hell, I don't know. Probably parrots. Smart, talk, can live forever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unsolved 2020-07-08 04:15 pm UTC (link)
	Tortoises live longer, and they're remarkably intelligent. Might want to add them to that list. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secondumbrella 2020-07-08 04:18 pm UTC (link)
	Slow moving, can't talk. Parrots are worse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unsolved 2020-07-08 04:28 pm UTC (link)
	So you fear being silenced? Interesting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secondumbrella 2020-07-08 04:30 pm UTC (link)
	That is way too fucking close to psychoanalyzing and that is a hard fucking nope. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unsolved 2020-07-08 04:31 pm UTC (link)
	Fair enough. I hope your killer parrots don't materialize. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secondumbrella 2020-07-08 04:34 pm UTC (link)
	They wouldn't be my killer parrots, first of all. Second of all, also a no to the murder tortoises. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unsolved 2020-07-08 04:40 pm UTC (link)
	You're ruining all the fun of weaponizing cute, once-peaceful wild animals. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	paperboat 2020-07-08 07:17 pm UTC (link)
	Geese are jerks on their own without Vallo and none of them were lethal. They were just terrible. The bunnies seem to be lethal and they have big, pointy teeth. That's... new I just don't think anything tortoise or turtle shaped could be evil... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unsolved 2020-07-08 07:19 pm UTC (link)
	It's unlikely. But nothing is ever entirely impossible. You'll find insisting otherwise usually prevents the truth of the matter from being revealed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	paperboat 2020-07-08 08:18 pm UTC (link)
	~~If you'd ever~~ I'm in an alternate reality. I came from a world with a nightmare clown from space. I'm pretty open on what could be possible but I have an easier time believing bunnies can be bloodthirsty killers before a tortoise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teamavatar 2020-07-08 04:36 pm UTC (link)
	All right, at least we know who to blame when this pops up. Keep that in mind when you're doing your next science project, Mr Holmes! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)