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Tweak says, "superman! he's shot? WTF?"

Billy Kaplan (demiurging) wrote in valloic,
@ 2024-11-19 11:39:00

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!: network post, marvel: billy kaplan, marvel: kamala khan, marvel: teddy kaplan-altman, the locked tomb: gideon nav, the locked tomb: harrowhark nonagesimus

You know, one of the great things about being married is learning new things about your partner, even after we've been together for years.

Like today I found out that Teddy uses a giant magical sword (a sword that that a prophecy proclaimed that whoever could pull this sword from a stone [I know, I know] would become the ruler of space) as a table that he puts his cereal bowl on.

It's things like this that keep the spark alive.

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	drearburh 2024-11-19 11:11 pm UTC (link)
	We have a table. An actual bloody table. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-11-19 11:15 pm UTC (link)
	Which is not nearly as cool. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drearburh 2024-11-19 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	How is this practical? How does this work? What would the ends of a sword be on? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-11-19 11:24 pm UTC (link)
	That's easy, the table of course. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drearburh 2024-11-19 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	Griddle. This is nonsense. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-11-19 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	How is it any different from a plate? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drearburh 2024-11-20 02:15 am UTC (link)
	[...] Are we shopping for a new blade? Let me know now so I may mentally prepare myself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-11-20 05:01 pm UTC (link)
	Nah, I'm just being a shit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drearburh 2024-11-20 06:58 pm UTC (link)
	You have the rare opportunity to where I am complicit with your insanity, and you won't take advantage of it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-11-20 08:17 pm UTC (link)
	You were literally just calling me a dumbass for even considering this and now you're "complicit?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drearburh 2024-11-20 08:22 pm UTC (link)
	Not once have I called you a dumbass in written form or verbally. I think this idea is ridiculous. But if it would bring you joy because of how ridiculous it is, then I support it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sortadead 2024-11-21 12:28 am UTC (link)
	Potato, potato. Now we're going sword shopping. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	demiurging 2024-11-19 11:42 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, I can answer this. Teddy puts it on his lap, so the hilt of the sword rests on the arm of our couch, and then he balances the blade on his lap. I need to reiterate, this is a wide sword. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drearburh 2024-11-20 02:16 am UTC (link)
	But why? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	demiurging 2024-11-20 02:22 am UTC (link)
	Well, if I were to utilize my extensive amount of therapy, I'd guess either it's because Teddy's so comfortable with it that he doesn't really think about it like a weapon or because he has disregard for the symbolism because he doesn't like the title. But in reality, because I know him, it's because he thinks it's hilarious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drearburh 2024-11-20 02:49 am UTC (link)
	Hilarity is also Gideon's motivation, as you can see. Very well. I'm preparing myself to witness her use a sword as a table. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	demiurging 2024-11-20 04:25 am UTC (link)
	It has to be long and wide, just be aware. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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