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Tweak says, "That'll be $1000, please."

Ronan Lynch (alteridem) wrote in valloic,
@ 2024-08-20 09:01:00

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!: network post, critical role: essek thelyss, god of war: kratos, she-ra: adora, the locked tomb: harrowhark nonagesimus, the raven cycle: adam parrish, the raven cycle: ronan lynch, voltron: keith kogane, ~plot: npcs

Hey make sure you assholes come to the market so Declan can see what a goddamn SUCCESS ~~I am~~ it is. It was way fucking better with Syd around but I can't do anything about that part. If it's only the Donaldson twins arguing with me about the price of ice cream (which has not fucking changed in three years!) I'm going to be pissed tho.

Also uh. Our surrogate's pregnant so. Nora's on the way. Wish us luck and shit.

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	deklo 2024-08-20 10:33 pm UTC (link)
	Congratulations, you can have a vacation. Your first? Not yet, anyway. Ronan told me you two got engaged at my wedding. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tamquam 2024-08-20 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	Surprisingly, no. We did. But when we found out, we were already married for a year here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deklo 2024-08-20 11:26 pm UTC (link)
	Do you have a savings account prepared and paternal leave scheduled? Good thing you were married to each other. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tamquam 2024-08-20 11:32 pm UTC (link)
	Now I know you're joking for even asking. Who else would we be married to? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deklo 2024-08-20 11:47 pm UTC (link)
	Trust me, I am keenly aware of just how much I've missed, so I will be asking questions that are even obvious ones to cover bases. Richard Campbell Gansey the Third, probably. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tamquam 2024-08-20 11:54 pm UTC (link)
	You can ask them, but I still reserve the right to give you shit about them. Probably? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deklo 2024-08-21 12:08 am UTC (link)
	Shocking. Probably. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tamquam 2024-08-21 12:10 am UTC (link)
	What makes you think either of us would probably be married to Gansey? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alteridem 2024-08-21 12:17 am UTC (link)
	Probably the fact that he's hot and we love that old geezer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tamquam 2024-08-21 12:32 am UTC (link)
	I never said Gansey wasn't. Or that I wouldn't. But I do know you and I were together for years. Figured it would be obvious that it would be us, inevitably. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alteridem 2024-08-21 12:57 am UTC (link)
	I know it's hard to tell when he's joking but I'm reasonably sure he was just fucking with you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	deklo 2024-08-21 12:32 am UTC (link)
	I witnessed a decade of co-dependency, you tell me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tamquam 2024-08-21 12:35 am UTC (link)
	I was there for half of it. I'm aware. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deklo 2024-08-21 04:05 am UTC (link)
	Christ, this is why I don't joke. Ronan has been obsessed with you for years, I didn't actually think that. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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