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Tweak says, "Maybe you should get out more."

Kir (talon_to) wrote in valloic,
@ 2024-06-06 10:12:00

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!: network post, critical role: caleb widogast, critical role: essek thelyss, critical role: kir agrupnin, fantasy high: adaine abernant, the raven cycle: adam parrish, the raven cycle: ronan lynch, ₴ inactive: sam wilson

HELLO PLEASE ATTENTION

If you see this cowplant with cake DO NOT APPROACH. It is my observation that this cake is a LIE meant to LURE you in before it SWALLOWS you.

My dad (Essek Dad not Caleb Dad, Dads, should we consider different names? I do not know what they would be but perhaps to spare confusion? This can be a discussion for later) has firsthand experience on this and he is one of the best wizards in all of Vallo so I am telling you all this as a matter of public safety.

Do NOT approach the cake.

The cake is a LIE.

You will be SWALLOWED.

~~and your child will be very scared I observe I need to carry more weapons~~

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	talon_to 2024-06-06 05:36 pm UTC (link)
	He took many showers and said words he would NOT want me or Kiri to repeat. And then I brought him tea and a cat. Do you think Ronan would make me a weapon? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tamquam 2024-06-06 06:33 pm UTC (link)
	You would have to be very specific with what you want the weapon to do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	talon_to 2024-06-06 07:17 pm UTC (link)
	I would like it specifically to be able to keep me and Kiri and our dads and cats and Adaine safe while specifically not cutting me because my dads would take it away. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tamquam 2024-06-06 07:25 pm UTC (link)
	Generally speaking or against cowplants? I want to make sure I convey your specifications correctly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	talon_to 2024-06-06 07:25 pm UTC (link)
	Generally because there are more threats than just the cowplant. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tamquam 2024-06-07 12:31 am UTC (link)
	I'll see what he can do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	talon_to 2024-06-07 12:35 am UTC (link)
	Thank you! And thank you for the support in helping with my dads! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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