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Tweak says, "I'll go home with bonnie jean"

Iris Amicitia 👿🗡️ (rebelgirl) wrote in valloic,
@ 2024-04-22 12:56:00

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!: network post, critical role: orym, marvel: carol danvers, marvel: gamora, marvel: peter quill, marvel: rocket raccoon, voltron: takashi shirogane, ₴ inactive: iris amicitia, ₴ inactive: leon kennedy, ₴ inactive: wanda maximoff

[DEFENSE]

Just spotted our potion boy, looks like he's got an illusionary wall covering a cave entrance. Well, that or he can walk through stone.

Coordinates:

Send backup, but I'm going in to investigate and maybe, hopefully, get him to surrender. That's gotta happen eventually, right?

45 seconds later...

[DEFENSE]

[robotic voice]
User Iris Amicitia has triggered their emergency alarm. Please assist them with urgency, including medical supplies. User has recorded the following message along with the alarm.

[Iris' voice]
HE'S A GIANT FUCKING SNAKE!

[robotic voice]
Thank you for using the Emergency Services app, please remember to provide feedback when you're safe again.

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	rebelgirl 2024-04-22 06:43 pm UTC (link)
	He'll get away if I fall ouch! Back. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	takashi 2024-04-22 06:47 pm UTC (link)
	Better than you getting dead, Iris. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rebelgirl 2024-04-22 07:13 pm UTC (link)
	I've fought bigger and meaner. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	takashi 2024-04-22 08:06 pm UTC (link)
	Saving a long list of reasons why that's a stupid reasoning for AFTER. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rebelgirl 2024-04-22 10:31 pm UTC (link)
	C'mon, I had to make sure it was safe (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	takashi 2024-04-23 04:38 am UTC (link)
	Nope. Not our procedure at all. Nice try though. Seriously, stop paying attention to us and just stay alive. We're two minutes out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rebelgirl 2024-04-23 12:19 pm UTC (link)
	It's an Eos Thing, boss. We talk while we fight. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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