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Daud (knifeofdunwall) wrote in valloic,
@ 2023-05-15 07:58:00

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!: network post, assassin's creed: evie frye, critical role: vax'ildan, god of war: kratos, the umbrella academy: diego hargreeves, wicked saints: serefin meleski, ₴ inactive: daud, ₴ inactive: fitz farseer, ₴ inactive: kate bishop, ₴ inactive: nancy wheeler

These new teenagers we have are terrible at crime. I had another attempted pickpocketing in New Asgard this morning, and it was the sloppiest damned lift I've seen in years. What are the thiefmakers teaching them these days? Go home, practice on the dummy with the bells until you can do it without a jingle and try again.

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	oldestfrye 2023-05-15 02:47 pm UTC (link)
	If it wasn't you, I'm curious who looked at the old fisherman and thought he was an easy mark. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	andiwalkaway 2023-05-15 02:48 pm UTC (link)
	If I were to do such a thing--and I am not saying that I would because this is clearly crime and I would never--I'd say my marks would probably be people who looked particularly fancy because they're the ones with the good shit and the confidence to think no one would ever try to lift off of them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oldestfrye 2023-05-15 02:54 pm UTC (link)
	Hypothetically speaking, nobles are the best marks to pick. They're often full of themselves and of gold, and like to have their heads up their arses. Lawyers are another good option. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	andiwalkaway 2023-05-15 03:06 pm UTC (link)
	If I were to have experience with such a thing, I'd say you're totally right, I respect your experience, and also take back the jokes about you being old. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oldestfrye 2023-05-15 04:04 pm UTC (link)
	For now you do. I take back the joke that you're inexperienced enough to get caught. Though I'd still like to see you and Diego go against each other. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	andiwalkaway 2023-05-15 04:26 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know if I could stand breaking his heart when I come out on top. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secondumbrella 2023-05-15 05:31 pm UTC (link)
	I WILL DESTROY YOU EVEN WITH A BABY. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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