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Tweak says, "flying purple people eater!"

Daud (knifeofdunwall) wrote in valloic,
@ 2023-05-15 07:58:00

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These new teenagers we have are terrible at crime. I had another attempted pickpocketing in New Asgard this morning, and it was the sloppiest damned lift I've seen in years. What are the thiefmakers teaching them these days? Go home, practice on the dummy with the bells until you can do it without a jingle and try again.

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	knifeofdunwall 2023-05-15 01:11 pm UTC (link)
	The last thing Vallo needs is more opportunities for trouble. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	screwthat 2023-05-15 01:26 pm UTC (link)
	Apparently it needs more hobby opportunities, even though Abi had set up something pretty great already. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knifeofdunwall 2023-05-15 01:30 pm UTC (link)
	Bah. Now, if you want to learn how to spot a pickpocket, that I'll teach you if you want. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	screwthat 2023-05-15 01:32 pm UTC (link)
	I’ll take that lesson. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knifeofdunwall 2023-05-15 01:35 pm UTC (link)
	Come see me in New Asgard sometime. The market's a good place to learn situational awareness. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	screwthat 2023-05-16 10:00 am UTC (link)
	Sounds like a plan. Just name when! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knifeofdunwall 2023-05-16 12:25 pm UTC (link)
	Start with a weekday. Thursday afternoon should work. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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