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Number Two (Diego Hargreeves) ([info]secondumbrella) wrote in [info]valloic,
@ 2021-05-19 09:56:00

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Entry tags:!: network post, assassin's creed: jacob frye, the umbrella academy: diego hargreeves, wicked saints: serefin meleski, ₴ inactive: alex danvers, ₴ inactive: baz, ₴ inactive: gideon nav, ₴ inactive: isabela, ₴ inactive: molly hayes, ₴ inactive: simon snow, ₴ inactive: vanya hargreeves

Jacob says I need to rally the troops for Fight Club. Giving pep talks pretty fucking far down the list of things I'm amazing at, but to be fair, there's a fucking lot of things I'm amazing at, so something has to be down the list I guess. Even if they're all the same level of amazing, somethings get listed later than others.

Since the Fryes are my workplace proximity associates, here you go. I know there are lots of you who have been like, that guy Diego, totally hot, but an asshole (both true), I want to kick his ass (unlikely). At Fight Club, you can try. And probably fail, but whatever, that's on you, this is the best way to do it and win money for second or third place. If you're like, well, eventually I would like to try to kick his ass, we do training too. So, sign up, try to kick my ass.

End of pep talk.


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[info]secondumbrella
2021-05-19 03:29 pm UTC (link)
Really? I felt like that was conservative.

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[info]meleski
2021-05-19 03:40 pm UTC (link)
It could use some work.

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[info]secondumbrella
2021-05-19 04:37 pm UTC (link)
You could use some work, how about that?

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[info]meleski
2021-05-19 04:41 pm UTC (link)
Is this where you threaten me and I say that I'm actually moved by your rousing speech and intend on kicking your ass at fight club?

Apologies, try. As my mentor and role model, it would be unfortunate to actually do it.

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[info]secondumbrella
2021-05-19 05:23 pm UTC (link)
I don't have to say it, I know you are.

That's a good one. Say another joke.

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[info]meleski
2021-05-19 05:32 pm UTC (link)
Perhaps I could make you laugh enough to distract you in the ring?

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[info]secondumbrella
2021-05-19 05:34 pm UTC (link)
Is my humor your excuse for why you're distracted?

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[info]meleski
2021-05-19 05:36 pm UTC (link)
Your lack of one, actually.

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[info]secondumbrella
2021-05-19 05:39 pm UTC (link)
Cuts me to the core.

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[info]meleski
2021-05-19 05:41 pm UTC (link)
I thought it impossible for anyone to land a blow on you, let alone a cut that deep.

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[info]secondumbrella
2021-05-19 05:46 pm UTC (link)
I thought you'd be happy to think you had.

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[info]meleski
2021-05-19 05:50 pm UTC (link)
Ah, I did not take you as someone to cater to my feelings. How kind of you.

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[info]secondumbrella
2021-05-19 05:59 pm UTC (link)
And now I never will be, how about that. You rejected my attempt.

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[info]meleski
2021-05-19 06:29 pm UTC (link)
I doubt I single-handedly changed your mind. Have you been rejected in the past?

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[info]secondumbrella
2021-05-19 07:35 pm UTC (link)
Never. And I don't actually consider this a rejection, so, my record stands.

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[info]meleski
2021-05-19 08:51 pm UTC (link)
And what type of rejection would actually sully your record?

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[info]secondumbrella
2021-05-19 10:03 pm UTC (link)
None, my ego is way too inflated to care.

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[info]meleski
2021-05-19 10:13 pm UTC (link)
Let this stand as a reminder that you said that you have a large ego, not me.

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[info]secondumbrella
2021-05-19 10:14 pm UTC (link)
It's different when I say it, obviously.

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[info]meleski
2021-05-19 11:18 pm UTC (link)
Is it though? I'm not certain the words change much.

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