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Caleb Widogast is Ginger Fire Man 🔥 (bendreality) wrote in valloic,
@ 2021-04-18 20:14:00

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!: network post, critical role: caleb widogast, critical role: essek thelyss, critical role: vax'ildan, the raven cycle: adam parrish, the raven cycle: ronan lynch, ~player: andrea, ₴ inactive: din djarin, ₴ inactive: raylan givens

[FILTERED TO GUARDIANS OF KIDS AT THE OUTLANDER GRADE SCHOOL + BARNS RESIDENTS (Includes everyone in the Xhorhaus)]

Ah- Hello. I believe I have met most of you by now, but I am Caleb Widogast. I co-own Chastity's Nook and am a professor at Geliara Academy. I am one of the guardians of Kiri, if your kids have met her, she is the one in very brightly colored clothes, has a healthy dose of black feathers, and an impressive mimicry vocabulary. I apologize if she taught your child swear words.

Her and Velora have been bugging us for some time to have a "sleepover"? I understand it is not an easy thing to trust everyone, especially people you do not know well. We would like to invite you all over for a large family dinner this coming Saturday evening?

There are several of us in this house and most are fairly responsible adults, so if you find us trustworthy, I am happy to offer our house for the children to spend the night in a giant pillow-fort room. And if you wish to stay as well, I would be happy to magic up some extra accommodations.

Ah- thank you. I probably am overthinking this but Kiri has never had much of a chance to have friends or family until this place, and we're approaching her being with us for a year and I have never been a father-figure before, so-- ja. Anyway.

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	Shadowgast bendreality 2021-04-19 02:00 am UTC (link)
	I am breathing into a paper bag. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Shadowgast shadowhand 2021-04-19 02:05 am UTC (link)
	Deep breaths. The hard part is over. And Matthew is right, you know. You're a very good father figure to her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Shadowgast bendreality 2021-04-19 02:13 am UTC (link)
	Are you sure? Do we think that was harder than the actual sleepover itself? I am just part of the wheel that makes this whole thing turn. I don't know if I could do this without all of you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Shadowgast shadowhand 2021-04-19 02:18 am UTC (link)
	I was just going to hide in my tower. It might take a village -- or a Xhorhaus -- but I stand by my compliment. It's almost strange to think she wasn't here a year ago. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Shadowgast bendreality 2021-04-19 02:22 am UTC (link)
	Oh no you are not. She needs a birthday, she doesn't know hers and neither do we. It's something I'm going to bring up at dinner tomorrow, I think. Maybe the day of her arrival? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Shadowgast shadowhand 2021-04-19 02:28 am UTC (link)
	Alas, you have twisted my arm. I will be a good partial guardian. Ah, yes. We'll need to throw her a good party to celebrate when the time comes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Shadowgast bendreality 2021-04-19 02:37 am UTC (link)
	Good. You have no other choice. With one of those cupcake cake towers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Shadowgast shadowhand 2021-04-19 02:47 am UTC (link)
	How much small talk do I have to make with other parents? Absolutely. We might have to decorate every spare space with balloons and streamers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Shadowgast bendreality 2021-04-19 02:49 am UTC (link)
	A very small amount. We can let everyone else do the talking. That is a great deal of balloons and streamers. Should be interesting with the bear. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Shadowgast shadowhand 2021-04-19 03:01 am UTC (link)
	Perfect, though note that I will small talk in an emergency, should one arise. Mm, good point. Perhaps a party on the roof, with the decorations on the tree. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Shadowgast bendreality 2021-04-19 03:16 am UTC (link)
	You are a very good actor, I know. And maybe a ball pit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Shadowgast shadowhand 2021-04-19 03:25 am UTC (link)
	Not always. Yes, she would like that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Shadowgast bendreality 2021-04-19 03:27 am UTC (link)
	Nein? A ball pit with a giant slide leading to it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Shadowgast shadowhand 2021-04-19 03:36 am UTC (link)
	No, but it is a depressing thought, so we don't need to talk about it. I apologize. With a few turns in the slide, yes. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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