Tony Stark can't sleep. (exitthedonut) wrote in valarnet, @ 2012-05-21 16:47:00 |
|
|||
So, I called the mole lady Nurse Hatchet, and she's surprisingly upset with me. Since my girlfriend's downstairs working (my girlfriend is awesome by the way, seriously, yours isn't as good, just accept it) I've got to come up with a way to pass the time, since now Hatchet is glaring at me and won't talk to me.
SO. Uncle Tony is going to help you fuckers out. Sounds great, right?
Treat this like an advice column. Ask me a question, and I'll try to help you through your life's problems and bullshit like that.
And I swear to God, if someone sends me strippers again I'm going to return the favor. With a male stripper.
A bear stripper. An old bear stripper. Unless you're into that kind of thing, which is okay, not judging, but then you get like, an old lady. I don't know, just don't send strippers seriously.