doctorsteel (

doctorsteel) wrote in

undertherainbow,
@ 2009-06-14 01:41:00

I've recently been made aware that the levels of ick outside have gotten out of hand. The shuffling hoards are much less adept at breaking into the lab than certain previous epidemics, so I've had time to bake some very special cookies.

If certain rotting creatures are bothering you, I would not mind sending one or two killbots to forcibly shove delicious mind control cookies down their throats. If there's enough left of the brain, the creature should peaceably make its way to my location on its own, where it can be safely quarantined for future experimental procedures. However, the formula was originally intended for living humans and some tests have yielded, eh, violent results... Anyway. It should be fine.

Cookies, anyone?

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