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[Apr. 20th, 2009|07:26 pm] |
It is NOT MY FAULT the stupid is following me here. |
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[Apr. 18th, 2009|01:23 pm] |
For the record, this place sucks too. Not the house I'm in, but the whole universe. It's not special.
So, who the hell are all the people who live or might show up at this castle place where I'm living? So I know who not to destroy. |
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[Jan. 3rd, 2009|10:57 pm] |
So. New Years. Uh.
Piece of advice, for those that lived sheltered lives and never really experienced much alcohol consumption: Don't consume almost an entire bottle of scotch, especially if it's really your first time drinking. And especially if you don't want to end up arguing with a mannequin you pilfered from some department store.
Also. If anyone finds a charred piece of plastic with a vaguely humanoid shape, uh, please return it to the J.C. Penneys at a mall (I'm not sure which one) in Philadelphia. Tell them that the shirtless man that stole it from them is very, very sorry.
God I hope no sports reporters find out about this. |
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[Sep. 4th, 2008|11:52 pm] |
So I heard about these California redwoods, how they're supposed to be huge.
I went there and laughed for days. |
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[Jun. 30th, 2008|03:46 pm] |
Anyone says anything.
Word one.
They're losing limbs. |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|11:23 am] |
A man isn't ever really complete without marriage. I should know, I've done it six times. There's just something magical about love. A wife gives you something your friends can't. And I'm not just talking about the sex.
And now that I've found you.. With your long dark hair, your toned muscles and that tight little ass...
Chewbacca, will you complete me? Make me the happiest man alive and marry me. |
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[Apr. 13th, 2008|08:42 pm] |
What is this Earth fascination with wheels that you seem to have? They're inconvenient, heavy, and they wear down far too quickly. Why don't you just use repulsorlifts like civilized planets? |
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[Mar. 25th, 2008|11:21 pm] |
( Jaina ) |
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[Mar. 4th, 2008|02:48 pm] |
( Chewie ) |
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[Mar. 1st, 2008|07:47 pm] |
There are times when I miss the stillness on Yavin-4, the serenity of the academy.
There are times when I crave the hustle of Coruscant, the constant thrum of bodies in endless motion.
And there are times...when I feel this darkness. It creeps under my skin, whispers to me. Terrible things. Things I see, things I have done, possibly in another time.
What is happening to me? |
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[Feb. 24th, 2008|10:37 pm] |
YOU FUCKING MOON, BRING IT--
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...on?
I'm so cold. Where's my fur? And why am I speaking Basic?
Help a Wookiee out. Come on. |
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