|Denny Crane (denny_crane) wrote in undertherainbow,|
@ 2008-06-28 11:23:00
|Entry tags:||chewbacca, denny crane, zomgweddings!|
A man isn't ever really complete without marriage. I should know, I've done it six times. There's just something magical about love. A wife gives you something your friends can't. And I'm not just talking about the sex.
And now that I've found you.. With your long dark hair, your toned muscles and that tight little ass...
Chewbacca, will you complete me? Make me the happiest man alive and marry me.