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[Mar. 10th, 2009|06:56 pm] |
Aaaahhh I haven't had sex in a million years! I'm withering away. I'm probably going to die. From lack of sex.
:( |
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[Feb. 13th, 2009|06:11 pm] |
I like the cookie lady.
( Wormtail ) |
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[Feb. 12th, 2009|10:02 pm] |
Because nobody should spend a holiday feeling unloved - or a day at all - I'm making cookies for people without valentines. The point of the holiday is about love, and I think we all have plenty of that.
So, if you find yourself feeling down, let me know. I've got hugs and sugar. |
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[Feb. 1st, 2009|03:42 pm] |
Moony, love, I'm going out to do manly businessy man things. I'll be home at six. I'll expect sex to be ready on the table when I get home! |
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[Jan. 18th, 2009|01:03 am] |
I suppose there's a reason that my computer seems to think it's a year or so in the future. And why the newspaper here does. And why everyone seems to think a black man is going to be Prime President... Bloke of America.
Hell. This is one of those weird Things, isn't it?
Two of these are not supposed to bloody happen at the same bloody time! |
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[Jan. 11th, 2009|10:31 pm] |
James Tiberius Potter! Making a 'booty call' to me at three in the morning?! You're married, sir, married! This behaviour is entirely inappropriate and thoroughly unappreciated, sir! |
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[Nov. 23rd, 2008|04:16 pm] |
Y'know, with all the Yanks around going on about turkey and things, it's made me a bit peckish. What say we have a dinner, American style and all? We could do up a turkey, and by we, I mean Lily and Moony, because neither Prongs nor Padfoot should be permitted near ovens or raw poultry. There are lots of things to be thankful for, I mean. Marriages. Children. Cute feathery girlfriends.
Edit: It's a dumb idea, isn't it? Never mind. How about toast? Who wants toast? I'm going to make toast. |
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[Nov. 13th, 2008|06:27 am] |
This is going to be the worst one in a while. |
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[Oct. 24th, 2008|07:12 pm] |
Having this much coffee so late probably wasn't such a good idea. But it just tasted so good. But now I can't even sit down and the words are kinda all running together when I try to read, and where's Padfoot? Prongs? Anyone? |
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[Oct. 21st, 2008|06:29 pm] |
There once was an arse named Shigure
Who liked to fuck the anonymous author
They both looked like shit
So that's all they could hit
They said "Do I suck?" then went "Duhr" |
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[Oct. 20th, 2008|01:54 pm] |
Life is so very strange. Sometimes, I have no idea what to make of it.
I have time now, to be contemplative. Which, I have discovered, when paired with pregnancy and someone being parked on the main console all day, means that I now have enough cookies to end world hunger.
Or at least make an entire kindergarten class act crazy for a day.
Beside Shigure, Bruce, and Emma (your cookies should arrive shortly), anybody want some?
The craving for oatmeal raisin cookies died with the first one.
When did I turn into a woman, exactly? |
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[Oct. 7th, 2008|09:30 pm] |
Oh I almost forgot to actually say something. Forgive the slowness.
We're getting married. |
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[Sep. 18th, 2008|06:55 pm] |
Makeouts now? |
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[Sep. 8th, 2008|07:21 pm] |
Oh, I've just found the most wonderful book. How I hope no one will come and bother me. |
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[Aug. 26th, 2008|06:49 pm] |
Lily~~ Pretty pretty Lily who is prettier than other very pretty things like James~ |
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[Jul. 30th, 2008|11:45 pm] |
I ALWAYS KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN. |
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[Jul. 29th, 2008|06:09 pm] |
I'm thinking about organizing a Beach Day for all of us! It's summer, so we should go swimming and have a cookout and eat sandwiches and watermelon.
Any ideas where we should have it? |
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[Jul. 25th, 2008|12:23 am] |
This was much less disturbing than marrying a guy.
And I got a huge upgrade in my suit.
All-in-all this weirdness was a lot less unpleasant for me than the last one. |
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[Jul. 17th, 2008|08:35 pm] |
Must be the moon. I am not even entertained by my book tonight. |
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[Jul. 13th, 2008|02:46 pm] |
Is everyone okay? Crowley? Aziraphale? Lucifer? Who'd better not be upset with me, I can't tell sometimes.
Just to let people know, I run a daycare center in New York City, so if you've got children in the area, or don't mind portkeying them in, please stop by.
Also, if you're a new arrival, post here so I can get you some cookies! I like to make all the new people cookies - just my way of letting you know that people here can be nice. |
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[Jun. 30th, 2008|06:21 am] |
Oi Lily. Care to put on a show for James n' Pete?
edit; Oi Pete! |
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[Jun. 25th, 2008|06:49 pm] |
Hey, since everyone's doing, might as well.
REMUS SOMETHING LUPIN, WILL YOU DO ME THE BLAHBLAH HONOR OF BECOMING MY WIFE? |
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[Jun. 7th, 2008|12:12 pm] |
For fuck's sake.
( Bree )
( Lily )
( Mates ) |
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[Apr. 11th, 2008|09:21 pm] |
Fuckin'. I can't bloody take much more of this.
Edit; Prongs. Wormtail. Would one of you fucking comment already? |
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[Apr. 7th, 2008|05:42 pm] |
( Private )
Beth, would you like to go to the bookstore with me when I get back from class?
Teddy, would you like to get lunch or come over for dinner or something this week? |
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[Mar. 24th, 2008|09:55 pm] |
I hate birds.
And blokes.
Let's just say I hate people. It's one of those 'go get a beer nights'. Bollocks to this world. Bollocks. |
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