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[Jan. 5th, 2009|12:20 am] |
The next 'clever' child that calls me 'Dances With Wolves' is going to be dropped off of something tall. Just because I don't have a name yet, doesn't mean you can taunt your elders. That being said: I like the spirit.
Also, Rune: 'Second Rate Poker Celebrity Turns Third-Rate Rodeo Cowboy'. A story's a story- and you know what they say about falling off horses. Something I also need to see about investing in, come to think.
To everyone else, happy belated New Year. Hope yours went as well as mine. |
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[Jan. 5th, 2009|12:52 am] |
( Filter to Friends: Ilya, Kris, Willow, Oz, Crying Wolf, Edward and the Cullens, Krissi, etc... )
What day is it, again? Waking during the day seems to have my body confused. That, or the alcohol, admittedly. I hope I have not missed much. |
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[Jan. 5th, 2009|01:04 am] |
So, maybe I overdid it with the party.
It's not like anyone missed me, I'm guessing.
( Jean Grey ) |
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[Jan. 5th, 2009|02:55 am] |
Here's a question for you. A philosophical question. A question, in fact, for the ages.
Ages, gentle reader.
Ages.
So let's say that you're in a pool or a hot tub with a lady. She's wearing a one piece, you're wearing trunks. Or if you're a lady, you're in the one piece and he's in the trunks. Or if you're a gay lady, two one pieces, and a gay dude, two trunkses. You're really focusing too much on the clothing.
So you're in this hot tub/pool environment, and you start smooching. Then you start smooching a bit heavier, and you move onto something that allows you to sit, and she's on your lap.
Now, my question, friends, is this: when you're both soaking wet, is it still dry humping? |
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[Jan. 5th, 2009|03:20 am] |
Is this Earth then?
I'm not sure what I had expected to find, but this was not it. Of course, I'm confused as to how I got here, but I'm certain God will show me soon enough. |
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[Jan. 5th, 2009|07:11 am] |
( Pickles ) |
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[Jan. 5th, 2009|10:00 am] |
Ah, coffee, is there anything that you and I together can't accomplish?
Beside banishing cosmic entities. That one's tricky even with coffee.
In other news, my spring line is ready for production! Which gives me about a month before I have to do anything other than work on my special projects.
Maybe I'll redecorate the house? The starry night in my bedroom has got to go. Anyone feel like rewiring my bedroom? Or at least changing hundreds of Christmas lights to multicolor ones? |
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[Jan. 5th, 2009|01:59 pm] |
Okay, Ax, dial back the-
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Ax? Marco?
This isn't space. |
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[Jan. 5th, 2009|02:16 pm] |
Trying to keep calm...hormones not helping.
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[Jan. 5th, 2009|02:34 pm] |
Even beings retire, I am having a burden of a times trying at not spendings so much a time at writings songs.
Nathans, you am havings a few tracks being sends at you for de next albums.
Soren, I would like to spend a times with you to finalize some sort of things for your weddings. |
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[Jan. 5th, 2009|04:49 pm] |
Well, would you look at that. Who needs to be Prime Minister, when you can have the whole of Russia at your disposal? I really do think I'm going to have fun with this. The only thing that could make this better would be the Doctor at my mercy and a few hostages. Ah well. Give me a few weeks. |
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[Jan. 5th, 2009|05:30 pm] |
I am a lucky man. |
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[Jan. 5th, 2009|10:08 pm] |
Steed, you always pick the worst times.
...Wait a moment. This isn't... Steed?
I get the distinct feeling that it's going to be difficult for the Avengers to be getting to work. |
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[Jan. 5th, 2009|10:12 pm] |
Gods, don't forsake me...
I was so close to getting Soul Edge, so close to saving Pyrrha, and you tore me away. Now, I know that the Azure Knight won't be stopped... |
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[Jan. 5th, 2009|10:34 pm] |
What...I don't understand... |
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