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December 6th, 2008

[Dec. 6th, 2008|01:06 am]
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Doctor - Fourth, Harry can read too )
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Not a good Hallow-weenie. [Dec. 6th, 2008|03:28 am]


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What's the deal with this acid-laced, cracked-out crazy world dominated by Oompa-Loompas with extremely dodgy web developing qualifications? My God, a man can't even buy a copy of Dog FancyGentleman's Quarterly now without being assailed by limb-shedding corpses of the undead, or maybe that last time it was just Barbara Cartland posthumously signing her last novel at Borders, I'm not sure.

But lo, this Hallowe'en, evil pagan liberal holiday that it is, I ventured out, braving the bawling hordes of children dressed up like root vegetables and Tinky Winky to visit my adoring public and suddenly, there were zombies everywhere, the undead feasting on the brains of hapless citizens with a stunning swiftness that defied the laws of physics. It took me back to the Republican National Convention all over again.

Good times.

But folks, you know things are bad when shambling reanimated corpses are trundling around town without anything to do but get up in your skull. First they want your brains, then they're going to want something totally ridiculous, like equal rights under the law, and the right to get post-mortemly and post-brain-gorgingly hitched. I've got a plan to stop this madness, right here and now, before the next outbreak of graveyard shenanigans:

I call it, "Proposition 10."

I plan on getting funding for my movement from that niche, fundamentalist group, known as The Living Who Would Rather Like To Not Have Their Brains Eaten, Thank You Very Much.
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[Dec. 6th, 2008|09:54 am]
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Oh, this is such bullshit. They moved us again and didn't say dick about it!

Well, screw 'em. I'm drinking Linda's vodka. And I'm turning Jeanna's dress into a purse.

Anyone want to help me with self sabotage?
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[Dec. 6th, 2008|11:42 am]
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Inside your brain is the single most powerful piece of biological matter you possess- the pineal gland.  It's shaped like a pinecone.

Did you even know you had it or know what it does?  You see, as humans, we have the ability to create our own worlds.  Ones which They can't control.  These worlds?  They are located inside our minds.

Have you been using your pinecone lately?
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[Dec. 6th, 2008|12:54 pm]
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Rose )
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[Dec. 6th, 2008|01:22 pm]
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I'm beginning to think my neighbor is watching me, for how he is always coming out from his house at the same time to chat. It is nice in one way and a bit nervous making in the other.
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[Dec. 6th, 2008|03:33 pm]



For all that I'm generally for family not killing each other?

The lack of a potential Jell-o wrestling match is a bit of a letdown.
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[Dec. 6th, 2008|03:45 pm]
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Did I create some... some sort of bridge to the eleventh dimension? M-Theory is actually correct?

Since I haven't seen any of my friends sporting Mirror beards, I can assume the anthropic principal applies. That's a relief.
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[Dec. 6th, 2008|05:31 pm]
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Henn, Soren, Sable, Robbie )
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[Dec. 6th, 2008|05:57 pm]
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It's time for my week of winter solace. I'll be out in the wilds of western Canada for a week. My cell phone will be off. Feel free to leave me a message, I'll get back to you next Sunday.

Brenda and the beanpole know I do this every year, so don't worry. I'll call if anything bad happens.
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[Dec. 6th, 2008|10:50 pm]
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I've decided to take Karate. Anybody here teach Karate? I need a teacher. One on one. Money isn't an issue.
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[Dec. 6th, 2008|10:55 pm]
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I would love to know what part of 'I will be watching you' is so utterly difficult to understand. And they say I think I'm bulletproof.

Kakia, Adikia, Alexia )

Aziraphale )
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[Dec. 6th, 2008|11:33 pm]




I think you owe me a trip to the ballet, yes?
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[Dec. 6th, 2008|11:45 pm]


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I'm thinking about ice-skating at Rockefeller Center for Christmas. Has anyone ever done that before?

I suppose I'll need to learn how to ice-skate. That would probably help.
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