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[Apr. 21st, 2008|02:41 am] |
I need to take some mental health days.
( Kimber )
( Bruce )
( Doug ) |
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[Apr. 21st, 2008|06:49 am] |
Where am I? Clyde Barrow, if this is a trick by you or your rotten brother.. What the sam hill is that thing? |
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[Apr. 21st, 2008|09:04 am] |
I've discovered something horrifying.
Since getting here, I've been staying in a hotel and paying with whatever cash I have on me. (This, I guess, should've been my first clue. I have a lot more on hand than I used to.) I was honestly afraid to look at my ID.
So I am relaxing on the couch in the suite I've been staying in, wondering why the bellhop keeps coming to the door with free room service. I feared maybe I was a politician. (Nothing against you guys if there are any politicians reading this, it's just that politics is not my style at all.) I developed several theories. Maybe I was just a very frequent guest of this hotel, and they were rewarding my loyalty by providing me free room service, even when I haven't asked for the food or the drinks they bring. Maybe I was an assassin that had serviced a prominent member of the hotel staff, and thus get to make use of room service for free. (Not that I can see myself killing people for money, but it at least explained the free room service.) Maybe I was just really, really lucky.
So I was watching a movie while relaxing. It was a harmless movie, despite the star of it recently becoming a little bit of a nutjob. I actually liked this movie.
Mission: Impossible. (Some of you will be able to see where I am going with this.)
So I'm watching, and I'm enjoying it, right? And then Ethan Hunt reveals himself on screen, and who do I see? I do not see that wacky, couch-jumping spokesman for Scientology.
I see myself. |
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[Apr. 21st, 2008|09:36 am] |
( Bruce ) |
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[Apr. 21st, 2008|02:08 pm] |
I am tired of the showing off of my assets. I do not wish to model any longer.
Does anyone know of a line of work in which I would be more efficient? I have many attributes, not the least of which is a talent in the kicking of the butt. Perhaps somebody is in need of a guard for their body? |
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[Apr. 21st, 2008|04:30 pm] |
Anyone who might have seen or heard a minor Earthquake in lower New York, please disregard that. Only one building was damaged. Despite what some scientists think, interns and delicate equipment do not mix.
( Anya ) |
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[Apr. 21st, 2008|06:43 pm] |
I really need to get drunk.
Anyone know any good drinking games? |
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[Apr. 21st, 2008|09:02 pm] |
My girlfriend's told me there are other people here who used to be cars. Is that true? |
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