Roswell, New Mexico In Character

This isn't right and I don't know how to fix it.

[Michael]

You broke into the Crashdown?! Ay dios Mio, vato. I could have just gotten you a milkshake before I went home!

[Roswellians]

Did this just happen to myself and Max or are you guys different too?

Portal Team]
We've got another anomaly.

So. A new arrival went to her apartment and found a baby.

The parent of said child hadn't arrived yet.

He's there now. But. The infant was in the apartment before the dad was even there.

... of course this happens.

Okay, people, heads up. Exactly how many people seem to have gone missing and who were they? I'm keeping track in case there's a repeat of what happened with the Stilinski kid.

[Stiles]
I'd like a moment with you if you don't mind, at your convenience. I'm Dr. Nigel Fenway, I'm part of the portal research team and I've taken point on trying to figure out the whole "coming back and remembering" thing.

[Portal Team]
So, as if we don't have enough dead ends we're trying to research...

Remember the spazzy Stilinski kid that was here for a while, and disappeared? He's back. Unlike Eleven, he remembers being here.

So. Yeah. That's new.

I don't know which moronic idiot kidnapped me, but they seem to have forgotten that Roswell is NOT where Area 51 is located. You imbeciles had better let me contact the mountain before Sheppard and Ronon decide to blow up your plans.

Which, knowing those two, will most likely be literal blowing up.

So this should be a fun mystery to solve.

Huh. This doesn't look like my Neighborhood.

My name is Scorpius Malfoy, and I am rather confused about arriving in this place when I was supposed to be apparating back to my flat in London. While the living arrangements I have been given are much appreciated, I would much rather be told how I came to be here and just how I am getting home.

[Roswell people, plus Sam and Nigel -basically the people who know that Max is responsible for the portal being opened]
I'm sorry.

Just so everyone knows, you really can't leave town. Doesn't matter how far you go, after a certain point you just can't go any further. You can keep walking, but it's like riding a stationary bike. Your feet are moving, you're putting in the mileage, but you're not getting anywhere.

I guess I should do this too. I'm Liz Ortecho, one of the locals. I've lived in Roswell my whole life.

You'll most likely see me at the Crashdown Cafe because I work there and my father owns the place. Do me a favor and don't forget to tip your waitresses. If I'm not there, I'm off trying to make the portal close. I promise I'm doing all I can to fix this and get all of you home.

... well, at least this cuts down on my alimony payments.