I guess the fact that there's an actual welcoming committee means there's a hell of a lot of people showing up here, right? That or I'm going batshit in the lobby of a Holiday Inn in Illinois
I'm Dan Torrance. I'm an orderly in a hospice in a small town in New Hampshire, and I'm supposed to be on my way back there, but I guess this place had other ideas. Hi.
I leave Hell and my father tries everything to get me to go back. I go back to Hell and he brings me here. Make up your mind Father! I am going to get whiplash!