Although this is going to hurt the business, as of right now, The Crashdown Cafe will no longer be selling milkshakes. It has been discovered that they are what is causing people to change genders. If you drank a milkshake today before the time of this post, expect that to happen. I'm heading down there after I post this to get samples for testing from the milkshake machine and ice cream so we can find out why this is happening and how fix it.
So, I went to bed in Paris and woke up in the middle of the desert surrounded by people saying it's 2020. Looks like this place is going to be weirder than Beacon Hills.