( Owls to all Hogwarts students )

( Battle of Hogwarts, Part 15. )

( Battle of Hogwarts, Part 6. )

WHO: Oliver Robards, Viola Belby, Lexi Sloper, Rory Bell, Peter MacDonald, Jeremy Kingston, Michael Corner, Amycus Carrow, Alecto Carrow, Leopold Mulciber, Walden Macnair, Minerva McGonagall
WHEN: After curfew Thursday night / before breakfast Friday morning.
WHERE: Various places around the school, ending in the Great Hall.
SUMMARY: Some second years decide it's a good idea to go on a graffiti spree. Certain people don't agree.
WARNINGS: Mentions of punishment and torture.

( It didn't take long to put the miscreants in chains. )

WHO: Michael Corner, Felix Chambers, Parvati Patil, Terry Boot, Anthony Goldstein, Ginny Weasley, Seamus Finnigan, Neville Longbottom, Susan Bones, Shawna Capper, Millicent Bulstrode, Pansy Parkinson, NPC!Alecto Carrow, NPC!Amycus Carrow, NPC!Minerva McGonagall, NPC!Tilden Toots.
WHEN: Before/during/after the broadcast of Toots, Shoots, 'n' Roots.
WHERE: All over Hogwarts!
SUMMARY: Dumbledore's Army crashes the show!
WARNINGS: Mentions of torture.

( DA CRASHES TOOTS, SHOOTS, 'N' ROOTS )

WHO: Healer Miriam Strout, Madame Pomfrey, Minerva McGonagall, and a special guest.
WHEN: Wednesday night and Thursday morning.
WHERE: Hospital Wing, then edge of Hogwarts/Hogsmeade.
SUMMARY: Wtf is going on with Strout?
WARNINGS: Mentions of the Imperius curse.

( My patients! How long — Let me GO! )