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Tweak says, "Or let us live forever"

Clint Barton (bartonned) wrote in somerealityweb,
@ 2020-01-17 13:45:00

Entry tags:

active: clint barton, active: lila barton, active: natasha romanoff, active: nathaniel barton, active: nebula, active: steve rogers, active: tony stark, inactive: christine chapel, inactive: cooper barton

~~Ah fucking shit.~~

Don't don't you know that displacing a man without his blood pressure pills is almost murder?

I said almost, don't freak out now.

Bartons, represent.

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	bartonned 2020-01-17 01:35 pm UTC (link)
	Judging by my kids, it's a rather stubborn family trait. It's just more shit. I'm used to it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cybertechnic 2020-01-17 01:47 pm UTC (link)
	I am surprised you had not already figured that part out. It is unfortunate that it is something one needs to get used to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bartonned 2020-01-17 01:52 pm UTC (link)
	It's a little different when people compare you to your dad, and finally seeing it in your own kids. It's a bit of an 'aw shit' moment. Way of the world, Nebula. Way of the world. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cybertechnic 2020-01-17 01:55 pm UTC (link)
	My ability to relate to this situation is hampered by people never being brave enough to compare me to my father and having no children. So I will take your word for it. The point was to change the world. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bartonned 2020-01-17 01:59 pm UTC (link)
	You're probably going to see that realization Clint in a short while. He might need a stiff drink or two. There's always going to be more shit to deal with. That's how power vacuums work. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cybertechnic 2020-01-17 02:01 pm UTC (link)
	He has needed a few. But I will recruit Natasha and we will take him to a bar. I do not become inebriated so I will supervise them. It is an unfortunate truth. Even if we were attempting to facilitate a world where that was not your problems. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bartonned 2020-01-17 02:04 pm UTC (link)
	Just as long as they realize I'll be waiting for them in the kitchen. But it's appreciated. That's the goal. No Hawkeyes or Trick Shots needed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cybertechnic 2020-01-17 02:11 pm UTC (link)
	You may be up a late night. Or early I suppose. I understand your sister adopted the Hawkeye mantle, I take it you were Trick Shot? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bartonned 2020-01-17 02:14 pm UTC (link)
	I've got teenagers in my house. And coffee. Got it in one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cybertechnic 2020-01-17 02:18 pm UTC (link)
	Then it won't be much different. It sounds like heroism runs in the family too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bartonned 2020-01-17 02:22 pm UTC (link)
	Those two? They'll be worse. I got mugged. Didn't like it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cybertechnic 2020-01-17 02:43 pm UTC (link)
	Most likely, yes. No one particularly likes it. Not everyone needs to come up with a codename afterwards. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bartonned 2020-01-17 02:44 pm UTC (link)
	It'll be interesting to see it with old eyes. ~~Really can't be any worse than me~~ I was also stabbed. And I have an Uncle Barney. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cybertechnic 2020-01-17 02:54 pm UTC (link)
	At least you know what to expect. Stabbings are good motivations. And your uncle is like your father? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bartonned 2020-01-17 02:57 pm UTC (link)
	I doubt that. The young always find new ways to surprise me. An archer? Yeah. Hero? No. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cybertechnic 2020-01-17 03:02 pm UTC (link)
	They are surprising. Your family have an affinity for a strange weapon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bartonned 2020-01-17 03:04 pm UTC (link)
	It's probably because guns make beaucoup noise. And to think that my only fear used to be death by paper cut. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cybertechnic 2020-01-17 03:16 pm UTC (link)
	This is why blasters are better. It would take an extensive number of papercuts to kill someone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bartonned 2020-01-17 03:18 pm UTC (link)
	I never cared for blasters much. That's what getting a Master's in Art History almost did to me. All the paper cuts. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cybertechnic 2020-01-17 03:25 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not sure what that is. You ... learn about art? Those paintings and things that humans covet? Do you wish to know the actual number? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bartonned 2020-01-17 03:33 pm UTC (link)
	Simply put, the study of the history of different groups of people and their culture represented throughout their artwork. This is when you dazzle me, Nebula. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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