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Clint Barton ([info]bartonned) wrote in [info]somerealityweb,
@ 2020-01-17 13:45:00

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Entry tags:active: clint barton, active: lila barton, active: natasha romanoff, active: nathaniel barton, active: nebula, active: steve rogers, active: tony stark, inactive: christine chapel, inactive: cooper barton

Ah fucking shit.

Don't don't you know that displacing a man without his blood pressure pills is almost murder?

I said almost, don't freak out now.

Bartons, represent.


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[info]cauterising
2020-01-17 12:59 pm UTC (link)
Honest to god I almost don't want to know. You're definitely not

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[info]bartonned
2020-01-17 01:03 pm UTC (link)
I am not a grandfather, that's got to count for something.

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[info]cauterising
2020-01-17 01:06 pm UTC (link)
That's entirely possible. But only a marginal something.

Judging by Nathan freaking out loudly I'm betting this will be another clusterfuck.

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[info]bartonned
2020-01-17 01:13 pm UTC (link)
Nathan? So you're dad.

I could slap you on the back of the head, but it seems like a bit of a crime to do that to your own dad.

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[info]cauterising
2020-01-17 01:15 pm UTC (link)
I can still ground you. It might be less effective, but I can still do it.

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[info]bartonned
2020-01-17 01:25 pm UTC (link)
I will slap you on the back of your head when I deem fit, dad. Old age gave me that right.

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[info]cauterising
2020-01-17 01:27 pm UTC (link)
This place just likes to be a fucking circus.

You can headslap your brother. But at this point he might be too fast for you.

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[info]bartonned
2020-01-17 01:30 pm UTC (link)
Life is a circus.

Challenge accepted.

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[info]cauterising
2020-01-17 02:03 pm UTC (link)
God isn't that the truth.

Don't hit him too hard.

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[info]bartonned
2020-01-17 02:23 pm UTC (link)
Clearly you now need to be privy to one of my head slaps.

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[info]cauterising
2020-01-18 12:48 am UTC (link)
Wait until after my hangover has gone away and I’ve had enough coffee to floor an elephant.

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