Snarry100

Original poster: ac1d6urn

Title: Parseltongue
Author: ac1d6urn
Rating: PG
Challenge: #52, Pranks

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"Theverus! Thith ith unfair."

Snape pocketed his wand. Snitch-Marked bums were unfair. Transfiguring the Usurper's tongue to snake-tongue was merely damage control.

"M’minithry thpeech ith in theven minutes, you thod! Is this thome thentimental thpy thing?"

"No, a ‘putting you out of your misery' thing.” Snape informed. “Leave politics to me until you can control your pointless stuttering. Did you open Past Sonorus: Successful Speeches yet?”

"Did Voldemort!?"

"Yes! Also, three feet on Ruling Beyond Imperius vs. Idiot's Guide to Dictatorship. Tonight. No excuses."

Saving the world from a Gryffindor was a thankless chore, but someone had to do it.