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Lucy Adelaide Barbara Gordon-Grayson is not your ([info]batbaby) wrote in [info]rooms,
@ 2015-02-15 13:35:00

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Entry tags:*journal, barbara gordon, bruce wayne, dick grayson, eddie nigma, helena wayne, holly robinson, lucy grayson

[public as lucy g]
Let's just say you drove your grandpa's car after he told you, maybe, that you shouldn't drive his limited edition Lamborghini. Because, maybe, you wanted to impress this guy, right? Because that's what people do.

And just say, maybe, maybe you might have scratched the paint. Maybe. Can you fix that with a Sharpie? Some nail polish? Or should I just go full psycho, drive the thing off the bridge, bail out, and let it sink to the bottom of the river?

Also, what happened to Gotham? I mean, Gotham has always been super weird, but why is Grandpa the mayor? Why is everyone hitting on me when I go out to get coffee? Don't get me wrong, I'm super hot, but usually this doesn't happen to me.


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[info]badnews
2015-02-15 07:39 pm UTC (link)
This? This is interesting.

Car paint? Isn't sharpie or nail polish. You need a proper fix, from a garage. And I'd know someone? But my someone just magicked into thin air.

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[info]batbaby
2015-02-15 07:46 pm UTC (link)
Right, but if I go to a garage? They'll ask for like vehicle registration and stuff. And then someone will probably call my Grandpa. And then I'll get in insane trouble. Like the insanest of insane trouble.

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[info]badnews
2015-02-15 07:47 pm UTC (link)
You're probably there already. Just saying.

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[info]batbaby
2015-02-15 07:49 pm UTC (link)
But no one knows yet. [...] Well sort of. I mean, okay, so I just announced to like the whole of everyone that I borrowed the car and fuck I'm going to be killed ooommmmgggggg no where is safe

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[info]pythia
2015-02-15 07:40 pm UTC (link)
Are you one of the rich joyri Wait GRANDP WHAT

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[info]batbaby
2015-02-15 07:48 pm UTC (link)
[...]

MOM

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[info]pythia
2015-02-15 07:48 pm UTC (link)
WHAT.

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[info]batbaby
2015-02-15 07:53 pm UTC (link)
Hi. I love you. You know that, right? Like you're the best mom ever and you're great, totally amazing, and I think you're super cool and I always thought you were cool even that time I told you I hated you because you wouldn't let me do the thing with your stuff.

Please don't tell Grandpa. Or Gramps. I want to go to prom this year, right? Johnny is so going to ask me to prom, and if you ground me, then I won't be able to go because Grandpa will have me scrubbing floors in that place with the stuff for like. Weeks.

Weeks, Mom.

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[info]onerule
2015-02-15 08:53 pm UTC (link)
[...]

[...]

Lucy?

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[info]batbaby
2015-02-15 08:58 pm UTC (link)
I SWEAR TO GOD THE CAR IS OKAY I DIDN'T DO IT IT ISN'T MY FAULT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU'RE THE BEST GRANDPA EVER.

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[info]onerule
2015-02-15 09:04 pm UTC (link)
[Cursor blink.]

You can drive.

You drove my Lamborghini?

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[info]batbaby
2015-02-15 09:11 pm UTC (link)
Of course I can drive, I'm 18 now.

NO I DIDN'T. I mean. I did. But not technically. Technically it hasn't happened? I think I time traveled. [...] Grandpa I can change the future. THIS IS SO COOL. omg are you young? Do you still have all your hair?

Also why are you doing mayor things instead of the usual things? Mom never said you did mayor things.

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[info]thebestchoice
2015-02-16 02:39 am UTC (link)
LOL!

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[info]misterenigma
2015-02-15 09:09 pm UTC (link)
So, so glad I never had kids.

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[info]batbaby
2015-02-15 09:12 pm UTC (link)
IT'S YOU, TOO.

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[info]misterenigma
2015-02-15 09:13 pm UTC (link)
What am I like when I'm old? Did I at least get you cool puzzle and game gifts for your birthday?

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[info]batbaby
2015-02-15 09:19 pm UTC (link)
Uuuummmmm so I think telling you about your future might causes paradoxes maybe so I probably shouldn't tell you because then things might change or something I don't know really know how time travel works I've only just tried it?? But you should totally send me puzzles and stuff that would be so cool I liked board games even though no one will play with me.

Once, I played Monopoly with real money and I was rich. No one played games with me after that it was such a bummer.

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[info]lionessrises
2015-02-15 09:27 pm UTC (link)
[So anon and after reading above.]

Go full psycho.

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[info]batbaby
2015-02-15 09:32 pm UTC (link)
See, this was exactly my plan. You've got to hide the evidence, and nothing hides evidence better than moving water, right?

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[info]lionessrises
2015-02-15 09:37 pm UTC (link)
It washes evidence away. Fire is great at destroying evidence, but it's important to know what it feels like to crash one of those cars.

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[info]batbaby
2015-02-15 09:52 pm UTC (link)
Awesome. So when I get back, it's full psycho into the river.

Wait, I need an escape plan. Like how am I going to avoid drowning doesn't water kind of like suck you into it?

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[info]thebestchoice
2015-02-16 02:40 am UTC (link)
Dude, that vein. Is gonna pop right out his forehead.

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[info]batbaby
2015-02-16 02:48 am UTC (link)
[...] Dad, why are you talking like me?

OMG IS THIS THAT TIME YOU TURNED INTO A TEENAGER?? THIS IS THAT TIME? I AM IN THAT TIME RIGHT NOW WITH YOU??

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[info]thebestchoice
2015-02-16 07:37 am UTC (link)
Whoa. You have like. Words. And fine motor skills.

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[info]batbaby
2015-02-16 02:42 pm UTC (link)
Of course I do, I'm not a baby.

Right now.

I think I time traveled, I'm not sure though. HI DAD. Are you going to try to be a cool dad again because you shouldn't try because I'm trying to get a date with wait I don't think Johnny is alive right now...

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