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Lucy Adelaide Barbara Gordon-Grayson is not your (batbaby) wrote in rooms,
@ 2015-02-15 13:35:00

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*journal, barbara gordon, bruce wayne, dick grayson, eddie nigma, helena wayne, holly robinson, lucy grayson

[public as lucy g]
Let's just say you drove your grandpa's car after he told you, maybe, that you shouldn't drive his limited edition Lamborghini. Because, maybe, you wanted to impress this guy, right? Because that's what people do.

And just say, maybe, maybe you might have scratched the paint. Maybe. Can you fix that with a Sharpie? Some nail polish? Or should I just go full psycho, drive the thing off the bridge, bail out, and let it sink to the bottom of the river?

Also, what happened to Gotham? I mean, Gotham has always been super weird, but why is Grandpa the mayor? Why is everyone hitting on me when I go out to get coffee? Don't get me wrong, I'm super hot, but usually this doesn't happen to me.

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	batbaby 2015-02-15 08:58 pm UTC (link)
	I SWEAR TO GOD THE CAR IS OKAY I DIDN'T DO IT IT ISN'T MY FAULT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU'RE THE BEST GRANDPA EVER. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onerule 2015-02-15 09:04 pm UTC (link)
	[Cursor blink.] You can drive. You drove my Lamborghini? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	batbaby 2015-02-15 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	Of course I can drive, I'm 18 now. NO I DIDN'T. I mean. I did. But not technically. Technically it hasn't happened? I think I time traveled. [...] Grandpa I can change the future. THIS IS SO COOL. omg are you young? Do you still have all your hair? Also why are you doing mayor things instead of the usual things? Mom never said you did mayor things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onerule 2015-02-15 09:15 pm UTC (link)
	[...] You grew up overnight. Quite literally. What do you mean, it hasn't happened? And yes, I'm still young. Of course I have hair. I'm doing mayor things because I'm the mayor. I have been for years [...] I think. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	batbaby 2015-02-15 09:20 pm UTC (link)
	It's the hotel, I swear. I promise. NOTHING DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT omg I want to see it for real not just like pictures. Your hair is the stuff of legend. Sort of. Legends only apply to dead people, right? You're not dead. Well that's not right. Wait. WAIT. Did you forget about the things? Did the hotel make you forget about the things with the stuff? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onerule 2015-02-15 09:22 pm UTC (link)
	The stuff of legend. [...] Am I bald, in the future? Is that what you're saying? And no, I'm not dead. I'm very much alive. With hair. [Cursor blink.] I didn't wish to be mayor. It's difficult to remember. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

batbaby
2015-02-15 09:29 pm UTC (link)

No, you're just old. And your hair is like creeping backwards on your head or something? It makes you look distinguished. I used to call you President Grandpa.

Wow, I never really realized how much of a butt the hotel is? Like, I mean, I grew up with it being a butt so I'm kind of used to it and it doesn't bug me anymore? You should maybe unwish being mayor.

For reasons.

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	onerule 2015-02-15 10:26 pm UTC (link)
	Distinguished. I can live with that. And President Grandpa isn't half bad. [...] You were just a baby yesterday. This is strange. [Cursor blink.] I can do good as mayor. Things still need improvement. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	batbaby 2015-02-15 10:29 pm UTC (link)
	Yesterday, I was ~~borrowing your ca~~ still 18 to me. Maybe. But I dunno things seem... like I guess they're not bad-bad but they're not right, you know? Maybe it's just you like what you're used to but you [...] god I'm getting all emotional and shit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onerule 2015-02-15 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	And driving my car. [Cursor.] It was always going to get worse before it got better. I [...] remember. It has been worse. [...] This isn't what you're used to. Is that the problem? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

batbaby
2015-02-15 11:47 pm UTC (link)

Borrowing. Borrowing.

Yeah, that's probably it. Like, my world has been one way, mostly, with the weird hotel doing its weird stuff from time to time, but this is... I dunno. Have you ever left and gone to another place where you're all stories?

(I'm never in those stories and it makes me made like excuse you DC Comics maybe Mom and Dad have a daughter hello)

But so you go to one of those places, right? And you read about yourself, yeah? So I do that, sometimes, and, I mean, I haven't read everything because that's just a lot of work, but this is like... It's just not how it is, I guess. Are you happier this way? Instead of doing, you know, stuff? [...] DO YOU EVEN KNOW STUFF NOW? omg what if you don't know stuff?

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	onerule 2015-02-16 02:23 am UTC (link)
	Borrowing without permission. [Cursor blink.] I have, yes. A lot of stories tell my life differently. I end up in different places than I am here. [Pause. Time for locks.] [bruce/lucy] Stuff. Very subtle. Yes, I still know stuff. I haven't forgotten Batman. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

batbaby
2015-02-16 02:28 am UTC (link)

Because Johnny Johnson has you know this is not the conversation I should be having with my grandfather.

[bruce/lucy]

Okay. Good. As long as you don't forget Batman. I mean maybe I just have a stupid sentimental attachment to Grand-Bat-Pa, but he's, you know, a super important part of who you are. Be mayor and stuff if that's what you want and all, you know, be happy. Just don't forget that stuff. Because if you forget that stuff, there won't be a Batborghini for me to borrow.

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	thebestchoice 2015-02-16 02:39 am UTC (link)
	LOL! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onerule 2015-02-16 05:57 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. Very amusing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thebestchoice 2015-02-17 02:24 am UTC (link)
	Dude. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onerule 2015-02-17 05:13 pm UTC (link)
	Your child is nearly the same age as you. Focus on that instead. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thebestchoice 2015-02-17 09:30 pm UTC (link)
	She bakes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	batbaby 2015-02-17 09:37 pm UTC (link)
	I don't do drugs, Dad! I stg that ONE TIME (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onerule 2015-02-18 02:30 am UTC (link)
	What? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	batbaby 2015-02-18 02:33 am UTC (link)
	This is so weird we've already had this talk. It wasn't mine. It was a friend's. I had my friend's backpack. There were drugs. Everyone freaked out. You made me pee in a cup. I was embarrassed. Super. Embarrassed. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	pythia 2015-02-18 05:47 pm UTC (link)
	WHAT. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	batbaby 2015-02-18 05:50 pm UTC (link)
	pls refer see above mom ~~batpa~~ grandpa already yelled at me tyvm xoxo (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pythia 2015-02-18 07:00 pm UTC (link)
	Your [...] grandpa has a different yelling style than I do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	batbaby 2015-02-18 07:02 pm UTC (link)
	You know you really don't. You both get all quiet and rough and grumbly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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