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Lucy Adelaide Barbara Gordon-Grayson is not your (batbaby) wrote in rooms,
@ 2015-02-15 13:35:00

Entry tags:

*journal, barbara gordon, bruce wayne, dick grayson, eddie nigma, helena wayne, holly robinson, lucy grayson

[public as lucy g]
Let's just say you drove your grandpa's car after he told you, maybe, that you shouldn't drive his limited edition Lamborghini. Because, maybe, you wanted to impress this guy, right? Because that's what people do.

And just say, maybe, maybe you might have scratched the paint. Maybe. Can you fix that with a Sharpie? Some nail polish? Or should I just go full psycho, drive the thing off the bridge, bail out, and let it sink to the bottom of the river?

Also, what happened to Gotham? I mean, Gotham has always been super weird, but why is Grandpa the mayor? Why is everyone hitting on me when I go out to get coffee? Don't get me wrong, I'm super hot, but usually this doesn't happen to me.

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	batbaby 2015-02-16 02:48 am UTC (link)
	[...] Dad, why are you talking like me? OMG IS THIS THAT TIME YOU TURNED INTO A TEENAGER?? THIS IS THAT TIME? I AM IN THAT TIME RIGHT NOW WITH YOU?? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thebestchoice 2015-02-16 07:37 am UTC (link)
	Whoa. You have like. Words. And fine motor skills. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	batbaby 2015-02-16 02:42 pm UTC (link)
	Of course I do, I'm not a baby. Right now. I think I time traveled, I'm not sure though. HI DAD. Are you going to try to be a cool dad again because you shouldn't try because I'm trying to get a date with wait I don't think Johnny is alive right now... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thebestchoice 2015-02-17 02:23 am UTC (link)
	HI LUCY. I'm totally a cool dad. Don't talk about dating. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	batbaby 2015-02-17 02:39 am UTC (link)
	This is weird. This weird is weird even for us. Like super weird. Well, not with you, unless I need you to punch a guy in the nose. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thebestchoice 2015-02-17 08:01 am UTC (link)
	I'll punch anyone you want. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	batbaby 2015-02-17 03:26 pm UTC (link)
	Aww, thanks, Dad. You were always the best dad. Even if you don't like Johnny. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thebestchoice 2015-02-17 09:30 pm UTC (link)
	Was I? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	batbaby 2015-02-17 09:38 pm UTC (link)
	Well, yeah. I mean, you're the one who first taught me how to do some of the stuff. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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