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Lucy Adelaide Barbara Gordon-Grayson is not your (batbaby) wrote in rooms,
@ 2015-02-15 13:35:00

Entry tags:

*journal, barbara gordon, bruce wayne, dick grayson, eddie nigma, helena wayne, holly robinson, lucy grayson

[public as lucy g]
Let's just say you drove your grandpa's car after he told you, maybe, that you shouldn't drive his limited edition Lamborghini. Because, maybe, you wanted to impress this guy, right? Because that's what people do.

And just say, maybe, maybe you might have scratched the paint. Maybe. Can you fix that with a Sharpie? Some nail polish? Or should I just go full psycho, drive the thing off the bridge, bail out, and let it sink to the bottom of the river?

Also, what happened to Gotham? I mean, Gotham has always been super weird, but why is Grandpa the mayor? Why is everyone hitting on me when I go out to get coffee? Don't get me wrong, I'm super hot, but usually this doesn't happen to me.

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batbaby
2015-02-16 02:28 am UTC (link)

Because Johnny Johnson has you know this is not the conversation I should be having with my grandfather.

[bruce/lucy]

Okay. Good. As long as you don't forget Batman. I mean maybe I just have a stupid sentimental attachment to Grand-Bat-Pa, but he's, you know, a super important part of who you are. Be mayor and stuff if that's what you want and all, you know, be happy. Just don't forget that stuff. Because if you forget that stuff, there won't be a Batborghini for me to borrow.

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	onerule 2015-02-16 06:00 pm UTC (link)
	[Frown.] Who is Johnny Johnson? [bruce/lucy] [...] I won't forget. This might not last, but I should at least try to use my position to do some good while I can. Even if it doesn't last. But I could never forget Batman. I'd lose sight of who I am if I did, and I would expect you to smack some sense into me accordingly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

batbaby
2015-02-16 06:35 pm UTC (link)

The guy I really really really want to go to prom with. He's amazing. Not that smart, but still amazing. When he got out of the pool at Jennah's birthday party I'll stop now.

[bruce/lucy]

I can't smack you. That would be bad manners and Mom would probably kill me. Or just yell at me a lot about respecting your elders and stuff. Also if I hit you, you probably wouldn't, you know, let me do bat things on the sly.

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	onerule 2015-02-17 05:16 pm UTC (link)
	Why is he amazing? Are you basing your judgment entirely on looks? [bruce/lucy] You're too young for bat things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	batbaby 2015-02-17 05:19 pm UTC (link)
	Mostly how he looks in a wet swim suit. [bruce/lucy] ~~YOU'RE STILL SAYING THIS IN THE FUTURE EUGH~~ I am older than like 90% of ur Robins, Batpa. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onerule 2015-02-18 02:31 am UTC (link)
	[Facepalm.] Lucy. [bruce/lucy] Yes, well, they were too young as well. Even more so. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

batbaby
2015-02-18 02:35 am UTC (link)

Mr. Makes Bad Decisions with Women, you have no room to talk about impulse control. [...] I mean, sorry, sir, not to sass you, sir. Grandpa. Mr. Wayne. Sir.

[bruce/lucy]

But you let them drive the Batcar and dress up in spandex. I'm not even asking for spandex, I just want to drive the Batcar around Gotham with the roof down and maybe punch a dude in the face.

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	onerule 2015-02-18 10:25 pm UTC (link)
	[...] My bad decisions don't excuse yours. And I haven't made that many bad decisions with women, thank you. Unless things change in the future. [bruce/lucy] What do your parents say? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

batbaby
2015-02-18 10:31 pm UTC (link)

Can't tell you. Could cause a paradox. Paradoxes are bad. Pretend I said nothing.

[bruce/lucy]

Not much, really, like they weren't okay with it when I was littler but I mentioned bat-ing to Mom now that I'm older and she did one of those "Your college education comes first" but then promised me that I'd have the best gear and she'd be in my ear or something all the time and that if I got into trouble I should call Dad, my uncles, you, her, or Gramps.

I'd make a good bat. I'm bendy.

Oh CAN I BE BATGIRL WHEN I GET BACK? PROMISE I CAN BE BATGIRL SO YOU REMEMBER PROMISING AND THEN YOU CAN'T GO BACK ON YOUR PROMISE i love you you're the best grandpa ever kisses

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