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Lucy Adelaide Barbara Gordon-Grayson is not your (batbaby) wrote in rooms,
@ 2015-02-15 13:35:00

Entry tags:

*journal, barbara gordon, bruce wayne, dick grayson, eddie nigma, helena wayne, holly robinson, lucy grayson

[public as lucy g]
Let's just say you drove your grandpa's car after he told you, maybe, that you shouldn't drive his limited edition Lamborghini. Because, maybe, you wanted to impress this guy, right? Because that's what people do.

And just say, maybe, maybe you might have scratched the paint. Maybe. Can you fix that with a Sharpie? Some nail polish? Or should I just go full psycho, drive the thing off the bridge, bail out, and let it sink to the bottom of the river?

Also, what happened to Gotham? I mean, Gotham has always been super weird, but why is Grandpa the mayor? Why is everyone hitting on me when I go out to get coffee? Don't get me wrong, I'm super hot, but usually this doesn't happen to me.

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	badnews 2015-02-15 07:39 pm UTC (link)
	This? This is interesting. Car paint? Isn't sharpie or nail polish. You need a proper fix, from a garage. And I'd know someone? But my someone just magicked into thin air. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	batbaby 2015-02-15 07:46 pm UTC (link)
	Right, but if I go to a garage? They'll ask for like vehicle registration and stuff. And then someone will probably call my Grandpa. And then I'll get in insane trouble. Like the insanest of insane trouble. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	badnews 2015-02-15 07:47 pm UTC (link)
	You're probably there already. Just saying. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	batbaby 2015-02-15 07:49 pm UTC (link)
	But no one knows yet. [...] Well sort of. I mean, okay, so I just announced to like the whole of everyone that I borrowed the car and fuck I'm going to be killed ooommmmgggggg no where is safe (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	badnews 2015-02-15 07:50 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, you did and yeah you will, but upside, without the mob? People will totally know where the body is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	batbaby 2015-02-15 07:55 pm UTC (link)
	Wait, no mobs? What happened to the mobs? Who messed up my city? Who do I have to have cut to fix this? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	badnews 2015-02-15 07:56 pm UTC (link)
	Wishing happened. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	batbaby 2015-02-15 08:03 pm UTC (link)
	Wishing? Oh. Oooooh. So the weird hotel place is doing weird things again? Just once, just once, I wish it would do weird things that work in my favor, you know? Like if it could get ~~fucking~~ Johnny to take me to promp. But nooooo it's always making everyone unhappy. JUST ONCE. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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