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Lucy Adelaide Barbara Gordon-Grayson is not your (batbaby) wrote in rooms,
@ 2015-02-15 13:35:00

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*journal, barbara gordon, bruce wayne, dick grayson, eddie nigma, helena wayne, holly robinson, lucy grayson

[public as lucy g]
Let's just say you drove your grandpa's car after he told you, maybe, that you shouldn't drive his limited edition Lamborghini. Because, maybe, you wanted to impress this guy, right? Because that's what people do.

And just say, maybe, maybe you might have scratched the paint. Maybe. Can you fix that with a Sharpie? Some nail polish? Or should I just go full psycho, drive the thing off the bridge, bail out, and let it sink to the bottom of the river?

Also, what happened to Gotham? I mean, Gotham has always been super weird, but why is Grandpa the mayor? Why is everyone hitting on me when I go out to get coffee? Don't get me wrong, I'm super hot, but usually this doesn't happen to me.

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	lionessrises 2015-02-15 09:27 pm UTC (link)
	[So anon and after reading above.] Go full psycho. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	batbaby 2015-02-15 09:32 pm UTC (link)
	See, this was exactly my plan. You've got to hide the evidence, and nothing hides evidence better than moving water, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lionessrises 2015-02-15 09:37 pm UTC (link)
	It washes evidence away. Fire is great at destroying evidence, but it's important to know what it feels like to crash one of those cars. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	batbaby 2015-02-15 09:52 pm UTC (link)
	Awesome. So when I get back, it's full psycho into the river. Wait, I need an escape plan. Like how am I going to avoid drowning doesn't water kind of like suck you into it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lionessrises 2015-02-15 09:53 pm UTC (link)
	Are you going for big splash or slow roll in? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	batbaby 2015-02-15 09:55 pm UTC (link)
	We're going full psycho, so we've totally got to accelerate to top speed (there's no limiter fuck yeah) and bust up the guard rails and soar through the air like a bird. Big splash. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lionessrises 2015-02-15 10:00 pm UTC (link)
	Roll out before the car hits the guard rails. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	batbaby 2015-02-15 10:03 pm UTC (link)
	You don't think I should jump out the door when the car is flying, pull out some kind of glider, and go super big? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lionessrises 2015-02-15 10:07 pm UTC (link)
	Have you got enough use with gliders? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	batbaby 2015-02-15 10:18 pm UTC (link)
	I mean, I know how to not kill myself with one... I think. Maybe. Okay so maybe the glider is a terrible idea. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lionessrises 2015-02-15 10:21 pm UTC (link)
	Parachute? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	batbaby 2015-02-15 10:30 pm UTC (link)
	What if I glide back into the bridge? That will hurt like hell and I'll break something and then everyone will yell at me. More importantly, they'll fuss at me, and that's the worst. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lionessrises 2015-02-15 10:31 pm UTC (link)
	Also, how do you not have more training with a glider? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	batbaby 2015-02-15 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	I broke my arm the first time and everyone freaked out and agreed I shouldn't be flying because people don't fly or something which is dumb because of stuff. But also I dance, so having broken limbs is kind of inconvenient, you know? And I couldn't play volleyball for weeks it was the worst. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lionessrises 2015-02-15 10:41 pm UTC (link)
	Broken bones mend, you should have more training with it. But, not now. Wear elbow and knee pads for this, if you roll out of the car, you'll land hard, and they'll help. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	batbaby 2015-02-15 10:43 pm UTC (link)
	Anonyperson, you know a lot about this sort of thing. I appreciate the help! Clearly, I should borrow Grandpa's car more often. Or I should take a race car driving class so he can't tell me I'm a bad driver any more. I stg you get one ticket and the world burns down. I stopped! I was so stopped at that stop sign there was no rolling. Cops and their quotas. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lionessrises 2015-02-15 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	At least once a week. Or you should get him to teach you how to drive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	batbaby 2015-02-15 10:52 pm UTC (link)
	HAH I mean you probably haven't seen the old man drive like I have but let me tell you he could probably fund Gotham if he ever got tickets. It's like he has this psychic power to know where the cops are and then he starts gear shifting and it's like WOAH GRANDPA. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lionessrises 2015-02-15 10:55 pm UTC (link)
	You never know. I might have met a driver like him once or twice. Good luck on the full out psycho. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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