Ridgeway Resort - Network Comm

So.. guess I can't go home. I suppose I can forget about traveling the world like I did before. Have to admit, never been to a resort before. Well.. except that one time at a Bed 'n' Breakfast with friends, though the trip turned into a fight with a banshee near the end. Crazy times. Hopefully it's not like that at this one.

Heard this is where people introduce themselves, so hi. My name is Clark. And I work in Security for the hotel. Feel free to come to me with any problem and we'll sort it out together or I'll just do it myself instead, whichever is the safest way. Anything interesting happen here lately?