Ridgeway Resort - Network Comm

( filtered to Petersen )

Well, at least with the Oompa Loompas around, I don't feel so short anymore.

I'm trying really hard to look on the bright side here. Though I suppose I can upload videos of them teaching guests to dance on Youtube. That would always be good for a laugh.

So, who is Rory Gilmore, and why do people think I look like her? It's kind of unnerving. And then I tell them who I am, and they're like "Who's that?"

Who's that? that's me!

Man. People.

On the heels of that though, is it okay to sleep with the guests, or not so much? not that it's happened. I'm just curious in case it ever comes up.

Hi. I see people introducing themselves on this, so ... I guess I'll give it a go.

I'm Caleb Danvers, recently of Ipswich, Massachusetts. I was in my third year of college, at Princeton, when I wound up here. Looking forward to meeting people, but really looking forward to getting home.

I am pleased to report that the medical center now has a full complement of Healing potions, for whatever may ail you. Merely ask the Oompa Loompa at reception for Professor Snape.

( Filtered to Lily )

( Petersen )