Ridgeway Resort - Network Comm

This is an experience. I can't say I have ever been kidnapped, brought to some resort during broad daylight, all without a single scorch mark and without being woken up. If that doesn't beat all, when I do awake I have a name tag pinned onto my shirt stating that I am the manager at some Ice Room. This handy little cellphone in my hand, and an envelope with keys and instructions.

Now that isn't all, I walk out and all the humans are fucking like animals. Would there be a Maenad in those woods? Would be my first question, except... I'm starting to feel those stirrings.

The best part is I know your out there somewhere Sookie. And you're feeling the same itch as all these other humans.

Any explanations would be good.

Why did I actually decided to go to work today? I'd really rather be in bed with you